Danielle Squirts - #WetWonderWoman

About

Looking at my banner pix? Follow my gaze down to that "Contact" link, click it and then click once more to link to my exclusive site to discover all the various ways (and exactly how) to find yourself ensconced for a time in the ambitiously hedonistic energy of the Infamous Danielle Squirts!

Although the site is extensive, all the details relevant to booking time with me are on the Rates/Schedule page for your convenience, including my most recent pix!

My girl-next-door appearance is something of an optical illusion, conveniently allowing me to walk the world, only exposing the true depth of my kinkysexual nature once behind closed doors. You will then find yourself in the presence of a hormone driven over achiever living fully in the now, intently dedicated to the pursuit of healthy, happy, hedonism with you.

Once in a lifetime experiences are my specialty, with or without a resort destination. Prepare yourself. Horizon expanding, perception altering encounter ahead. I am intent on continuously raising the bar on eroticism, intimacy and authentic connection.

I book no more than one suitor a day, even when touring, so pre-booking means your choice of any day/time of my visit and incall location. I am nothing if not accommodating, and will do everything in my power to be sure we come together. I offer a discount in exchange for an advance deposit, so planning ahead saves, and enables me to ensure everything is perfect for us.

My published tour dates are always a projection of what is possible and I edit my site daily with the most accurate data. I prefer catering directly to my exceptional suitors and continuously adjust to go or stay where i am wanted. I will always be exactly where I have a good, and hard and healthy and confirmed reason to be. Completing the booking request found on my site with as much notice as possible is the most effective way to be sure i am exactly when and where you want me. I prioritize advance bookings, secured bookings, couples, high rollers, and offers i cannot refuse.

I am a kinkysexual force of nature. Once confirmed, nothing short of a literal blizzard has a chance of blowing me off track. I am rarely available on short notice or even same day as my rate and process are structured to allow me to dedicate all my considerable erotic energy into no more than one suitor a day, even when touring, ensuring plenty of time for my other daily indulgences and for making all the preparations with genuine enthusiasm in anticipations of our coming together. This is my non-stop hedonistic adventure you are stepping into for a time, and that has never been a secret. If you just got here you have some catching up to do, love!

I am happy to come just about anywhere...
...for a confirmed booking...
...given enough notice.
Enable me, love.

2022 to Tango Tour!
Currently booking for upcoming visits:

Houston
Austin
Waco
Dallas
Abilene
Lubbock
Midland / Odessa
El Paso
Tucson
Scottsdale / Phoenix / Tempe
San Diego
Los Angeles
Bakersfield
San Jose
San Francisco
Oakland
Sacramento
Redding
Medford
Portland
Seattle
Boise
Salt Lake City
Vegas
Flagstaff
Albuquerque
Santa Fe
Denver
Santa Fe
Albuquerque
Oklahoma City
Kansas City
St. Louis
Chicago
Madison
Milwaukee
Minneapolis

Soon to be announced:
Grand Rapids
Detroit
Toronto
Cincinnati
Louisville
Indianapolis
Columbus
Pittsburgh
Frederick
Washington DC
Fairfax/Tysons
Baltimore
BWI
Wilmington
Philadelphia
New Jersey location TBA
New York
New Haven
Providence
Nashua
Boston
Portland
Richmond
Raleigh
Virginia Beach
Myrtle Beach
Charleston
Columbia
Charlotte
Greenville
Knoxville
Nashville
Memphis
Huntsville
New Orleans

How to Contact

Discovering me for the first time?
My website is available 24/7/365 complete with current pix, rates, schedule/tour details, pix/bios of my amazing partners across a spectrum of genders, a short clip featuring my special talent, reviews and link to far more reviews, a play-by-play of my ambitiously hedonistic life going back a number of years, and much more.

Arouse my full attention by submitting the booking request form provided.

Coming back for more?
Email anytime
Call/text 10am - 10pm CST

Kindly do not call/text me outside these hours without prior arrangement. Despite my larger-than-life persona I am still just one feisty woman, not a customer service team.

Profile

• Based in: Austin, Texas, United States
• Caters to: Men, Women, Non-binary, and Couples
• Last active: Today
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: Secret
• Body Type: Lingerie model
• Height: 173 / 5'8"
• Cup Size: C
• Hair Colour: Auburn
• Shoe Size: 7
• Eye Colour: Blue

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

Please visit the Rates/Schedule page of my site for all the current details about my availability, location, tour dates, special events, rates, contact info, and more.

Studious planner or spontaneous opportunist?

Submitting the booking form provided on my site is the most discreet and efficient path to fulfillment, either way, and will immediately establish your intent matches my own for a mutually pleasurable experience, start to finish, which is especially critical to connecting on short notice.

While i do love an unexpected karmic connection when our paths just happen to align, admittedly, the building anticipation a little planning allows for truly excites me and advance notice enables me to cater to your exact desires so please do plan ahead when possible. Thank you!

Tour Schedule

Scroll just a little further for my current tour dates. Given a good and hard, and healthy and confirmed reason, i will come. I seriously do it all the time...special visit requests are almost all i do (for my published rate - no up-charge or travel fee) and i often do not even post visiting dates until after a confirmed booking from someone who gets this. Please do not wait for my visiting dates to get in touch. It is the same as waiting until i am already booked. I am not beholden to promoted dates. I am only beholden to a confirmed booking and will change my visiting dates to accommodate when enabled with enough time and incentive. I prefer it this way and would rather cater to the request of one stellar suitor than go anywhere without plans, and just hope. I will always give preference to my established suitors, planners, 2+hr requests, couples, high rollers, and adventurous offers i cannot refuse. Please visit my site, verify the rate by location, and submit the booking request right away. The sooner i know the more accommodating i can be about incall location, attire requests and more. Thank you! I book no more than one suitor a day and currently, in addition to all the other precautions, I am booking to the extreme minimal to be extra sure i am protecting everyone. I am more than happy to make the world revolve around confirmed plans but I am rarely available on short notice or even same day under normal circumstances, and the current conditions are unprecedented. Please plan ahead as much as possible, and keep you and yours safe and healthy. Thank you!

Davenport, IA, US: Nov 21–23

Naperville, IL, US: Nov 23–25

Chicago, IL, US: Nov 25 – Dec 1

St. Louis, MO, US: Dec 1–3

Kansas City, MO, US: Dec 3–9