Serena Lang - Bad liar, great kisser.

About

NYC 10/31-11/4
Very limited availability; booking now! [email protected]

I’m Serena, British establishment refugee, global expat with flair, and rebel with a cause. The cause, you ask? Never working in a windowless office again.

A late bloomer, I was forced in my deeply awkward teenage years to develop both an amazing sense of humour and a scintillating personality in lieu of being a hot girl. Aged approx 25, I then suddenly became a hot girl, and am now at 30 the total package: brains, beauty, personality, charm & wit.

A man I met on the beach in St Tropez once said I had “a body that could stop traffic”. With a petite frame at 5’4, firm natural curves, perky 34F breasts and a bottom you could bounce a quarter off (as you say in this delightful country), I am augmentation-free, Botox-free, and 100% free-range.

An SF Uber driver said that I had “one of those pin-up girl faces”. I have large blue-green eyes, long ash-blonde hair, and high Slavic cheekbones. My sweet and friendly expression and general nice-person countenance, which belies my extremely sharp and filthy mind, incites strangers to talk to me on planes.

Fun facts:

- I went to a very expensive private girls’ boarding school in the UK which completely failed to make a proper young lady out of me

- I speak four languages to varying degrees of fluency and can order a glass of wine in seven

- I have a Master’s degree in a pretty esoteric subject

- I’m a bad liar but a fantastic kisser

I combine a British sophistication and polish with the openness and warmth of my adopted America. If you believe in Myers-Briggs (just astrology for boys? Controversial opinion I know, let’s discuss), I’m an Enfj-T. I’m a born people-person and have a deep dislike of the mundane (this includes office jobs).

Even if you’re shy, I guarantee that within half an hour of meeting me any nervousness will completely dissipate and you’ll feel like we’re old friends. I’m confident you’ll really like me, and yes, I do look like my pictures.

If you have a cynical heart, prepare to have it melted.

How to Contact

Please contact me by email or via my booking form with:

- Your name
- Your age
- Requested date & time (eg. Feb 7th, 8pm)
- How long a date you’d like (eg. 4 hours)
- Your screening information, which can be either:
1. 2 references from other reputable companions you’ve seen in the last 6 months
OR
2. a photo of your ID + your LinkedIn/link to your professional presence

Please note I will not respond to incomplete inquiries. All clients are required to screen with no exceptions.

Profile

• Based in: Austin, Texas, United States
• Caters to: Men, Women, and Couples
• Last active: Today
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: 30
• Body Type: Toned curves, perky & natural
• Height: 163 / 5'4"
• Ethnicity: White
• Cup Size: F
• Hair Colour: Blonde
• Shoe Size: 7.5
• Eye Colour: Blue

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

Available to meet with a minimum of 12 hours' notice.

For incall in Austin TX, please add $150.

outcall requiring an hour or more travel time one-way will incur a travel fee of $200.

Same-day meetings will incur a rush fee of 50% of the booking amount.

Tour Schedule

New York, NY, US: Oct 31 – Nov 4

Dallas, TX, US: Nov 14–18

Incall

one hour: $1,000

one and a half hours: US$1,500

two hours: US$2,000

three hours: $2,500

dinner/lunch date | four hours: $3,000

dinner/lunch + a show | six hours: $4,000

full day/evening | eight hours: $5,000

overnight | fourteen hours: $6,000

Outcall

one hour: $1,000

All other outcall rates as above.: $1,500

Deposits

A partial deposit is required for all new clients for incall bookings; this is non-negotiable.

Payment can be via any of the following methods: CashApp, Venmo, PayPal, Visa Vanilla Gift Card, Amazon Gift Card, Bitcoin, Etherium. *Please note I cannot accept Zelle.*

Cancellations

I understand that sometimes life happens and rescheduling or cancelling our date may be unavoidable. However, please understand that I plan my week in advance, and when I schedule a date with you, I have planned my day around it, and may have also turned down other opportunities so that we can meet. As such, please honor my cancellation policy to ensure smooth booking of myself and my colleagues in future.
 

more than 48 hours' notice: no penalty
less than 48 hours' notice: deposits will be required in future
less than 24 hours' notice: 50% cancellation fee
less than 12 hours' notice: 100% cancellation fee

If I have to cancel or reschedule on my end (extremely unlikely; I have never rescheduled same-day), I will endeavor to give you as much notice as possible and of course return any deposits immediately.