Serena Lang
Height: 162cm (5ft 3in)
City: Austin TX
I’m Serena, British establishment refugee, global expat with flair, and rebel with a cause. The cause, you ask? Never working in a windowless office again.
I’m Serena, British establishment refugee, global expat with flair, and rebel with a cause. The cause, you ask? Never working in a windowless office again.
2023 Spring Tour Dates
NYC: April 17-20
Boston: April 21-23
DC: April 24-27
A late bloomer, I was forced in my deeply awkward teenage years to develop both an amazing sense of humour and a scintillating personality in lieu of being a hot girl. Now at 30 I’m the total package: brains, beauty, personality, charm & wit.
A man I met on the beach in St Tropez once said I had “a body that could stop traffic”. With a petite frame at 5’4, firm natural curves, perky 34F breasts and a bottom you could bounce a quarter off (as you say in this delightful country), I am augmentation-free, Botox-free, and 100% free-range.
An Uber driver said that I had “one of those pin-up girl faces”. I have large blue-green eyes, long ash-blonde hair, and high Slavic cheekbones. My sweet & friendly expression and general nice-person countenance, which belies my extremely sharp & filthy mind, incites strangers to talk to me on planes.
Fun facts:
- I went to a v. expensive private girls’ boarding school which completely failed to make a proper young lady out of me
- I speak four languages to varying degrees of fluency and can order a glass of wine in seven
- I have a Master’s degree in a pretty esoteric subject
- I’m a bad liar but a fantastic kisser
I combine a British sophistication and polish with the openness and warmth of my adopted America. If you believe in Myers-Briggs (just astrology for boys? Controversial opinion I know), I’m an Enfj-T. I’m a born people-person and have a deep dislike of the mundane (this includes office jobs).
Even if you’re shy, I guarantee that within half an hour of meeting me any nervousness will completely dissipate and you’ll feel like we’re old friends. I’m confident you’ll really like me, and yes, I do look like my pictures.
If you have a cynical heart, prepare to melt.
The Look
Serena Lang is a 5'4" 30 year old caucasian / asian woman with long Blonde hair and blue eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, and Couples.
Interests
- The perfect dirty gin martini in a dimly lit NYC hotel bar
- Not quoting Anais Nin or Pablo Neruda on my website
- Cycling around European cities on a bike with a basket
- Dancing like everyone’s watching
- Karaoke in front of the largest audience possible
- Reading my horoscope but not taking it seriously (I’m a Leo, did you guess)?
- Making things with my hands (woodwork is my passion and no that is not a pun)
Expectations
Please do read my website before contacting me. Most of your questions will be answered there. :)
risqué | a more intense, sensual wild experience, akin to a PSE |200/h
bespoke | submissive/kink experiences |400/h | serenalang.com/bespoke
Considerations in TX
1 | 800
1.5 | 1100
2 | 1300
3 | 1800
4 (lunch/dinner date) | 2100
6 | 3000
8 | 4000
~14 (overnight) | 6000
in-date extensions: $800/hour
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Other Cities
New York City, Boston, Washington, DC
Cities
Austin , Texas
New York City , New York
Visiting Dates: Apr 17-Apr 21
Washington , DC
Visiting Dates: Apr 24-Apr 26
Boston , Massachusetts
Visiting Dates: Apr 27-Apr 29