Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho 19 days til Christmas
About
One Christmas Eve, Santa was under a lot of stress.
He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his
sleigh wasnt loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike.
Then an angel walked into his office and asked, Hey, Santa, what do you want
me to do with this Christmas tree
And so was born the tradition of there being an angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
'tis the reason for the season
to bring smiles to one and all
That is why in or out
I am here on call
A joke to make you smile
or maybe so much more..
just reach out and contact me
that's what Im here for.
A Christmas elf of service
something's Santa just cant bring
and that is why he sent me
for all those other things!
Under the tree as always
there will be that same old bling
(you'd think by now they'd notice
that they really arent your thing)
Sometimes it is just better
to choose a present for yourself
and that is why I am here
to be your Christmas elf!
please stay in the spirit of my ad. i aim to spread some Christmas cheer in a
classy way. Please no Vulgar texts or pictures. If you are looking for someone
w vulgar language and covered in tattoos to help you break all the boundaries
I'm probably not your girl. if you are interested in an encounter that is fun,
classy , subtle yet sexy, give me a call.
Happy Holidays!
I see: Men only
Location: St Petersburg