Seeking Quality Companionship? Read My Ad
Age: 48
City: Calgary
Location: Glenmore inn area...aka Ogden.
About
I'm possibly available for two options^ You can either Uber me to you both ways or pick me up in a vehicle. I'm going to start posting some of the stupid questions I get, most women get a kick out of how many men like unprotected intercourse, kising, and daty. If this is you, go get married and put up with someone else for bareback. Or give up half your net worth. Most distinguished gentlemen don't want to answer to someone else, so it's a small price to pay to be equal. Most women get upset at us, like ŵe're somesort of scab labor that you can't just go sell it for what it's worth. We females hold out for so much more. We want at least five dinners and meet my cat Bimbles because he's got to like you. Where were you just talking to and why is your phone locked? Need I remind you of all the BS that comes with females? These girls take your car, they'll take your houses along with alimony. Here's what it takes: $220 per hour if you are unable to do simple math and ask irrelevant questions. I will not see Ÿou and I will block your number. One mitigating factor is bringing cash or an e-transfer. 15 minutes service only, with everything out- lined so there is no mistake. But I'm sure some illiterate schmuck who doesn't have the patience to read, nor have the effort to pay even half attention, will contact me. Men who don't know who they are texting or text me and ask me who I am and to send a picture, look stupid. Why don't you research my ads, they go back years? Even if you are not new and would like to remain safe ānd clean, I'm your girl. Don't contact me if you are light, have cash in hand or don't contact me. Contact me when you are on the way to or actually in the area Ogden. Be prepared for me to come and visit with 15 minutes notice. My car date is fee is $120 with all the information you are given here. The only text you should text me is "I'm ready, I have your fee, I have read your ad and will be at the Ogden Legion in 15 minutes awaiting further instructions." I recommend you copy and paste ťhat I put condom on you, you don't touch it, once you do it's then contaminated. You don't touch my private places, you don't spit or piss on me and no ass play. Though I may let you lick and tongue my asshole for extra. What happens between two consenting adults is their business. More than two texts, I am liable to ignore you. So know what you want, know who your text is, when I text you back and you ask who this is, I will ignore you. I pay to advertise, so excuse my rant. Please don't ask me questions that you know the answers to. 120 car fun, you pick me up at the Ogden Legion. I am 50 yrs old, 5 foot 6, 48C, 36, 50, 190lb