Valerie Bohm - Here for genuine connection.
Height: 168cm (5ft 6in)
Dress Size: 8
City: Toronto
About
Problem solver. Big picture thinker.
Catalyst of interesting things.
Into turning ideas on their axis.
Unabashedly myself.
Intuitive, iconoclastic autodidact polymath. Weird AF and into it.
Bees and dogs love me, so you know I’m down.
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Loves: Cashmere, summer dresses, The Reformation, candlelight, stimulating conversation, dancing, singing, nature hikes, reading, painting on oversized canvases, the beach.
Favourite snack: Fruit, old cheeses, gluten free cakes & pastries
Favourite drinks: Champagne, tequila, dirty Tito’s vodka martini, herbal tea
Favourite food: Seafood, steak, sushi, Mexican
Favourite thinker: David Bohm
Favourite poet: E. E. Cummings
Favourite artist: Egon Schiele
Favourite fiction book: Middlesex
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Avid reader, art enthusiast and frequent traveller into meditation, and staying active (yoga, rock climbing, mountaineering, backcountry camping, kayaking, running, soccer, basketball and, most recently, skydiving). I enjoy regularly challenging my mind and body in an effort to constantly be striving towards self-growth, but mostly because it’s fun and why not?
I recently traded in my position as Director of People & Culture for a full-time writing schedule. Engaging very selectively in this realm allows me to get out of my head and into my body for some much needed fun and relaxation. I've found this to be the perfect place to both explore my sensuality and meet deeply interesting individuals I might not otherwise encounter.
Other things I value include innovation, creativity, passion, perspective, equanimity, empathy, strength, integrity, information, analysis, altruism, curiosity, freethinking, iconoclasm, expansive Overton windows, intimacy and generosity of spirit.
I enjoy getting to know each other, quality time being my top love language. The more time we have together, the more room we leave to become completely uninhibited and absolutely restless to devour each other from the mind down.
That being said, I can appreciate that not everyone’s budget and schedule allows for this. Gifts and acts of service (which I find to be one in the same—action based expressions of love) are a great way to cultivate a deeper bond if the moments we spend together must be fleeting. It’s not about the amount spent, but the thought put behind the act that shows you care in a meaningful, action-driven way. Whether you’re bringing me a well loved book from your personal library that you know I’ll connect to, bonding us, or a generous list of recommendations and an even more generous gift card to acquire said recommendations, you’ll find yourself beginning to take up room in my heart. Teach me the value of quality by adorning me in things I might have before thought too extravagant to get for myself, leaving me feeling spoiled, thought of and cared for and feel my heart grow to make more room for you. Take a stressor or two off my plate and you might yourself filling it up completely as financial support, however it presents itself, is never about the money—it’s about being provided with the freedom to pursue one’s passions and engage creatively every day.
I so enjoy spoiling others, too! Little gestures to show you’re paying attention and they are seen. Recommending things. Making dedicated playlists. Seeing and getting something that made you think of them, and you know they’d love. Celebrating birthdays is my all time favourite!
My goal in being here is to cultivate the financial freedom to not only pursue my personal projects full time [happening now], but to independently fund them [now my primary goal]. While this avenue of work, if pursued full-time, could easily have been more profitable than my previous day job, the growth trajectory and security that role provided me are what allowed me to live in abundance, as opposed to the sense of scarcity any freelance work can create. This is now changing as I step out of that security into the unknown of dedicating myself to my craft and a full-time writing schedule.
Having very recently come out of a truly insecure time that had drained me of my energy as well as my savings—three years sparring with cancer right before the pandemic hit (don’t worry, I won!)—security is what I most crave. I am blessed to have found that in clients who I’ve known some as long as 12 years from the couple of stints I’ve found myself advertising as a companion. While I love meeting new people, it is for this reason, in addition to my dedication to friends and passion projects, that I don’t always have the time to. Please understand that this makes me extremely selective in who I choose to spend my time with, and reflects accordingly in the considerations I put forward for my time.
Engaging with an equal can be nerve-wracking, but is also often the most rewarding. Lead with a generous spirit and a flaming capacity for respect—for yourself, myself and all others—and you stand a good chance of activating a strong desire in me to meet you.
Feeling insecure? No need! I’ve been told my open energy is naturally and immediately calming. Failing that, big, bear hugs are the first tool in my chest used for gently softening hard shells. Allow me to cultivate a space where you can feel safe letting your guard down. It can often be an incredible relief to share in secrets or act vulnerably, and in what better place than with a lover who is creating that space for you? Let’s joke around and let loose, it’ll do us both a world of good.
Perhaps that’s not you, and insecurity isn’t even in your wheelhouse. You too have a strong desire to bond, take care of, support and/or teach. If you’re nodding your head right now, I especially want to meet you. Having and exerting strong boundaries has always been a major theme in my life, but I’m in a place now where I’d like to learn to set them down, to open myself up to being vulnerable in the way I’ve so easily done for others but have often rejected within myself, and to give myself permission to be smaller and allow myself to receive care for a change so that I can maintain the energy to engage in mutual care more sustainably. I spent my early life as the protector, having to be strong and executive to keep everything afloat, and that’s been a tough narrative to unlearn. As such, the dynamic won’t come without a lot of tender loving care and support to soften my harder edges. If you can get me there, though, you’ll find I’m a tender hearted puddle of cuddles who enjoys check-ins that I may excitedly respond to in soliloquies, like the bright-eyed, precocious kid I feel inside. If I’m honest, I’m here looking to rediscover and explore that side of myself (I so enjoy nice Little games, if you do too. Bonus points if you found me here from Twitter.) Until then, I’m in it for the adventure.
Ready to join me in that adventure? Let’s go axe throwing, discover new galleries and go on culinary expeditions. Teach me how to golf, play tennis, or squash! Let me teach you to love ballet or the opera, and watch me cry with joy because I’ve never seen either live. The city is our oyster.
All genders, ethnicities, abilities, ages and sizes welcome.
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To those requesting I visit them in the US, please recognize that monetizing my time constitutes a business I am not legally eligible to operate within your country where I do not have citizenship or a work visa. As such, I have not, do not, and will not accept patronage within the United States.
I absolutely invite you to come visit, or fly me to meet you somewhere tropical!
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How to Contact
1. Desired length of time together
2. Dates & times proposed
3. Contact info for two companion references
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Photo ID
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An email from a professional address (yourname at workplace dot com) - you may ask for my discreet address to send it there and your LinkedIn or other professional website.
4. A little bit about yourself.
(I’m asking for your interests or personality, not what you look like.)
Profile
- Based in: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Caters to: Men, Women, Non-binary, and Couples
- Last active: Today
- Gender: Woman (She)
- Age: 32
- Body Type: Fit
- Height: 168 / 5'6"
- Cup Size: DD
- Hair Colour: Brunette
- Shoe Size: 7.5
- Eye Colour: Brown
Availability
MON: Available
TUE: Available
WED: Available
THU: Available
FRI: Available
SAT: Available
SUN: Available
For those checking closely, * denotes new availability.
*Monday, November 21 (2-5pm)
Tuesday, November 22 (4:30-6:30pm)
Friday, December 2
Saturday, December 3
Tuesday, December 6
*Wednesday, December 7 (Day)
Thursday, December 8 (Eve)
Friday, December 9
*Monday, December 12
Tuesday, December 13
Wednesday, December 14
Thursday, December 15
2023:
Tuesday, January 3 onwards
Tour Schedule
Fly Me To Meet You Vacation Ready
Los Angeles, CA, US: Dec 16 – Jan 2, 2023
San Francisco, CA, US: Dec 16 – Jan 2, 2023
Incall
Drinks (2h): $2,000
Lunch (3h): $2,500
Dinner (4h): $3,000
Outcall
Lunch (3h): $2,500
Dinner (4h): $3,000
Overnight (15h): $5,000
One Day (24h): $7,500
Two Days (48h): $15,000
Fly Me To Meet You (Up to 7 days): $30,000
Deposits
A 25% deposit is required to secure our time together.
50% for multi-day dates.
Cancellations
To avoid forfeiting your deposit please give:
At least 7 days notice for any drinks, lunch or Dinner cancellation.
At least 14 days for any Overnight, all day or multi-day cancellation.
Deposits are non-refundable, but are transferable to another date if rescheduled at the time of cancellation and adequate notice is given to avoid forfeiture.