Lauren - Times are tight, but so am I!
Height: 173cm (5ft 8in)
Dress Size: 10
City: Deerfield Beach FL
About
Young, Fun and versatile girl. I ENJOY being your side piece. You know that thing your wife won’t do? It’s in my top 3. (I’m a pretty good time.) I am educated, professional and discreet. So whether you need me on your arm at a gala or drinking beer at a dive bar watching the game- I assure you, your peers won’t know. ( but if they did they’d sure be jealous because…. i’m a pretty good time.) I’m also capable of being a dirty little slut. I won’t play games with you, mental games that is 😉 and I cannot “ fake “ anything and I don’t believe it would be fair to either one of us. So a mutual attraction and connection is key but then I can assure your satisfaction and no regrets. (i’m a good time) If you’ve read this far, I’ve hopefully piqued your interest. (or my not so subtle subliminal messaging got you) Text me and we’ll see where it goes.
P.S please do not try to haggle me. I’m not a used car, and there is no free test drive. However, even though in new and pristine working condition, i’d still recommend you come in for service.
Necessary addendum for the not so common “common sense:” while most profiles have 2 or 3 photos… i have 16…(recently updated to 24 because some of you haven’t caught on but we’ll try again ) i have countless reviews across 3 platforms and more references than you’d ever be able to check in a lifetime. These facts coupled with the fact i will never, ever ask you for a deposit or any form of payment up front, form a delightful pair that then begs the question: what “ scam “ are you referring to when you ask me “ is this a scam?” While i’m sure your wit and charm knows no bounds, please believe me when i say that i do not wake up every day and set out to scam random guys on the internet for their unequivocally stimulating conversation. So you don’t have to ask me if i’m scamming you in some elaborate non-monetary fashion. I am not.
( i’d like to add i in NO WAY intended that to sound cunty, i just get asked constantly day after day and i’m confused as to how we’re arriving at this inquiry. )
SERIOUSLY, I’M A GREAT TIME! DO YOURSELF A WELL DESERVED FAVOR AND TEXT ME. I HAVE YET TO SEND SOMEONE AWAY UNHAPPY. 😘😘😘
How to Contact
I am available 24/7 by phone ( preferably text ) and will usually get back to you within the hour if it’s a reasonable hour. Also, always available by email.
Profile
- Based in: Deerfield Beach, Florida, United States
- Caters to: Men, Women, Non-binary, and Couples
- Last active: Today
- Gender: Woman (She)
- Age: 30s
- Body Type: Tall and Slim with Fun Assets.
- Height: 173 / 5'8"
- Ethnicity: White
- Cup Size: C
- Hair Colour: Brunette
- Shoe Size: 9
- Eye Colour: Brown
Availability
MON: Available
TUE: Available
WED: Available
THU: Available
FRI: Available
SAT: Available
SUN: Available
Available 7 days a week and most hours if 24 hour notice is received. My time and body are flexible.
Incall
half hour ADD ON: US$200
Sexy Massage 1 hour: US$200
1 hour, Great Time No Regrets: US$300
Two hour Special (if u can handle ): US$500
Outcall
half hour ADD ON: US$200
1 hour-I come to you,then you on me: US$350
couples 1 hour: US$550
2 hour special -up for a challenge?: $600
Overnights (negotiable APPROX below: US$1,000
Cancellations
don’t be a douche…. if you can’t make it obviously the more time the better but at least have the decency to cancel. the percentage of people who just no call no show is astronomical. grow up peter pan, make the call. 😘