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AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE GUARANTEED HELLO GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO MY PROFILE. PLEASE CONTINUE READING... I WILL BE IN DUNDEE ON TUESDAY THE 13TH FROM 1-6PM, WEDNESDAY THE 14TH FROM 10-8PM, AND THURSDAY THE 15TH FROM 10-5PM. I AM A 64-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE LIKES AND GETS WHAT SHE WANTS. YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND ME WEARING SEXY LINGERIE, HIGH HEELS, A SMILE, A SPRITZ OF NO. 5, AND MY GLASSES. YES, I AM BLIND AS A BAT, BUT I SMELL LOVELY, HA HA. AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE VERY ATTRACTIVE LEGS, MY BUST SIZE IS 38B, AND I HAVE A CUTE BUTT. MY PEDIGREE IS 100% Scottish. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? I AM ONLY 10 MINUTES FROM THE TRAIN STATION, AND I LIVE IN A GROUND FLOOR APARTMENT, SO YOU CANNOT GET LOST, HA HA. THERE ARE SHOWER FACILITIES WITH GENTLEMEN'S TOILETRIES AVAILABLE FOR YOUR USE IF YOU WISH TO FRESHEN UP. THE ONE THING I CAN ASSURE YOU OF IS THAT I WILL NEVER SHOW YOU THE DOOR AFTER 10 MINUTES. I APPRECIATE YOU CHOOSING ME AND SPENDING TIME WITH ME, AND I WILL NOT SHORTCHANGE YOU. I WANT YOU TO RELAX AND ENJOY YOURSELF. NOT TO MENTION, I LIKE TO ENJOY MYSELF TOO! I BELIEVE I HAVE COVERED MOST THINGS, SO ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS SEE YOU SOON. PS: I HAVE A TERRIER NAMED MAX WHO LOVES SHORTBREAD. SO, IF YOU SHOW UP WITHOUT A PIECE OF SHORTBREAD, CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED, HA HA. XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX