Alix Turner - Are you having fun yet?
About
I am interested in the person you are without all of the context. The details that normally get prioritized in adult life really don't hold any weight in our circumstances.
I want to be the woman you connect with over the things you think but don't ever really say.
Alix:
I know being smart is relative, and I'm not writing a follow up to Homer's The Odyssey or curing cancer, but I'm able to hold up my end of the conversation or recognize when it's best just to listen. My sense of humour leans on observation and rests in irreverence. I'm just lucky I was raised to practice the social graces by a fanatic. That said, I am a very enthusiastic dinner companion and make significantly better restaurant recommendations than your hotel concierge. While ultimately not a career path for me my culinary arts diploma moved my restaurant selection game to the next level.
Also Alix:
-Prefers dogs over cats, kills houseplants unintentionally, and mosquitos without remorse because they've got it coming.
-Loves to surf, yes, usually in the pacific, no, the wetsuit doesn't ruin it for me
-Just learned that her favourite Canadian author died, feels extra guilty for loving Patrick Lane, but also his nemesis Margaret Atwood.
-Wouldn't hesitate for a second before exclaiming that the emperor has no clothes
How to Contact
Text and e-mail are definitely the best way to reach me.
Profile
- Based in: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
- Caters to: Men, Women, Non-binary, and Couples
- Gender: Woman (She)
- Age: 30
- Body Type: Lean, athletic, feminine
- Height: 170 / 5'7"
- Ethnicity: Canadian born Irish
- Cup Size: C
- Hair Colour: Auburn
- Eye Colour: Hazel
Availability
MON: Available
TUE: Available
WED: Available
THU: Available
FRI: Available
SAT: Available
SUN: Available
I am never available with less than a day's notice (I have put this at the beginning because if that's all you get out of this that would be good enough for me) Please note that I have limitations on my free time. The amount of advance notice I have plays a significant role in how flexible my schedule can be. People interested in meeting me for the first time will also need to allow additional time for us to speak on the phone before confirming any plans. Email and text are the best way to contact at first though, the phone call is to make sure you'll laugh at my jokes.
Incall
Not so fast (additional hour/s): C$300
A moment to yourself (1 hour): C$350
Essential self care (90 minutes): C$500
Outcall
Lunch/Dinner date (3 hours): C$700
Dinner or Event date (4 hours): C$900