B4 i Leave CliMaximize Your Sexual Experience: 4 day Seminar

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Ladies and gentlemen is my pleasure to invite you to a seminar, hosted by yours truly, focusing on the art of oral satisfaction and all other non-vaginal avenues of inducing climax. As an avid cock-worshiper and practicing dick witch... It is my belief that the sexual experience can become convoluted with too much focus on genital penetration. With this workshop my goal to show that sex is not a linear practice, rather an all-encompassing bodily experience not limited to conventional methods of climax. Some of the covered topics include: -OHM MY GOD!: Tantric Tibetian Tongue Yoga -Russian Breast Relief: and why I'm not rushin' -Back to the Basics:The New and Improved Old Fashioned -The Husband Hole: Honoring the Holiest of Holes -CBT: It CAN hurt to try -Wet Humping: 'cause you won't be dry for long -Mutual Masterbation: The art of Observation Many Sexperts , philosophers, celebrity hotties, and medical professionals agree that penetrational sex is outdated and Archaic practice. Some even liken it to immature, novelty, sex practices of high schoolers... such as; pop rock blowjobs, shower sex, sucking dick from the back,and popping pussy on handstand. It's 2024 folks you don't want to still be learning how to Dougie.. ...Instead. Learn how to expertly smash your fun bags into the tightest vah-heen he's ever seen. As a bonus, purchase your tickets now and I'll send you and your partner a first edition run of my new product: The Sphincter Seal. So when the time comes your husband won't have any problem rubbing his ass back and forth across your chest until he reaches orgasm and glazes you like a Krispy Kreme . He may outwardly look like a dog with an itchy butthole dragging ass across the carpet but his starfish will have no scar 'tish. As much as this sounds like I'm attempting to sell my mouth as a timeshare (not too far off, actually) this is merely my way of staying afloat during my week of womanly shame. You guys never make it past the oral anyway...and theres pussy back at the house.