McKenna - A Busty & Voluptuous 420 Chick

About

Hey! Hows your search going? Yeah, provider bios can be redundant and repetitive to read... especially once you notice the same "sensual and seductive" adjectives being used to describe every other chick on here.

And if you take a gander at my bio...let's agree that it's definitely a tad different. So what kinda "girl" am I? Well I'm more of a "Real Down to Mars" type of chick . Just a busty, voluptuous, pot smokin, video game playin (yes I'll WHOOOP your ass in just about any game), mixxxed chick from the Windy City .️ (oddly enough people don't know that's Chicago...fuckin concerning but w.e.). That just so happens to possess a particular set of "fine-tuned" fellatio & salad tossing . abilities that'll have you .... (Listen I got some skills that pay the MF bills if you catch my drift .)
As for the experience— You can expect a REAL authentic interaction with another REAL genuine person! I know amazing right?! Like no fake bullshit, no worrying about if it's all a facade, JUST BE YOU—while I be me .‍♀️.

Have you checked out my reviews?! I mean I don't wanna brag or anything but .‍♀️... The overall consensus seems to be that I'm likeable, sweet, and alluring ..

[TER: 347026 / P411: P350826]
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READ AND COMPREHEND THE FOLLOWING:

•All activities are not to be discussed... don't ask about services, don't ask about donations — DON'T EVEN ask in the form of a acronym. (Here's a hint.: Check out a review site for specific activities I've been known to "participate" in)

•Ms. McKenna has standards .! Yes, just like all of you .‍♀️... That being said I prefer to NOT hangout with guys that look over 65ish...You could be 85 for all I care, as long as you don't look like an old ass creeper (see examples below .) then we're good!
Look no offense, but I still have to at night, right? Hanging out with someone who falls into that very specific criteria definitely keeps me up at night.
Sorry but— YuUuuCKY .
PRIME EXAMPLE: Herbert from family guy, Anna Nicole Smith's husband, the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt...

.️ AyyY! So apparently a small percentage of people think I'm being ageist...but in reality it's just preference— FUNNY THOUGH I know DAMN well y'all ain't coming at the chicks with " NO AA " in their profiles ..... A.A. means African Americans if ya didn't know... But what do I know being both black and white .‍♀️.

[Five finger salute to all the sugar babies taken one for the team .. y'all are the REAL MVPS .]

*Pours liquor onto floor and has a moment of silence*

If you're interested in hanging out, you MUST provide ONE of the following AND provide/fill out the handy dandy template... If you don't fill out the template then you're just wasting your time, more importantly mine?!

P411★TER★LinkedIn

Don't have a P411, TER, or LinkedIn? NBD! Ill happily advise you of an alternative... just know I've already done some sleuthing on my end .. If you choose to provide nothing, well I'm going to give you "nothing" in return . like my time or energy.

[Personal Note: As a former HR professional, if you honestly don't have a LinkedIn — we'll need to have a serious side conversation about the importance of having a professional online presence ..]
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★In an attempt to stop the vexing, vaguely worded, dead end conversations... I've taken it upon myself to create this handy dandy template for you to copy and paste for all inquiries/appointment's .:

Hi McKenna, hope all is well! My name is [NAME] and I wanted to hangout on [DAY] around [TIME] for [30/60/90 Etc] mins. Here's my [P411/TER/LINKEDIN] for verification. I look forward to hearing from you.

McKenna Thickum's .

How to Contact

Shoot over a text or email along with a completed screening template. (Emphasis on the word completed)

Wanna call? Go right ahead! Just know that all calls go straight to VM. But in case you forget, there'll be a snarky little auto-reply to reremind you ..

Profile

• Based in: Boston, Massachusetts, United States
• Caters to: Men and Non-binary
• Last active: Yesterday
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: 20s
• Body Type: Voluptuous
• Height: 162 / 5'4"
• Ethnicity: Mixxxed (Black & White)
• Cup Size: DDD
• Hair Colour: Brunette
• Shoe Size: 9 1/2
• Eye Colour: Hazel

Availability

MON: Unavailable

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Unavailable

When?
Wednesday – Saturday: 12pm-10pm
Tuesday: It's an "at my convenience" kinda thing .‍♀️.

Where?
Typically around the Boston area (the burbs). City/general area are provided once you've been successfully screened.

** A word of advice **
If for some reason you get the urge to message me in the middle of the night—DON'T. You're thinking with the wrong head .‍♀️ or just not thinking at all .‍♀️. Don't be that guy .‍♀️.

Incall

Hangout for 30min: US$160

Hangout for 60min: US$320

Hangout for 90min: US$385

Hangout for 120min: US$480

Cancellations

Listen, I get it shit happens... Does it happen 20min before we're supposed to hangout? Usually not—But I am more than happy to gauge where your "cancellation reason" falls on my bullshit detector ..

(If you can't make it just lmk SOONER rather than LATER and just reschedule. That simple. No need to come up with some frivolous excuse .)