NEW NUMBER Abbi Layne s Early Morny Horny Treatment

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The best part of waking up...is busting a fat nut!
HI. Im Abbi Layne and I'm here to tell you about my revolutionary new
program...and if you'reone of the millions of Americans who suffer from
anhedonia....you're gonna wanna stick around...
I saw our hard-working American men suffering from a general lack of
pleasure...trudging through each day...merely existing!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
I knew there had to be a way to help... Thats why I designed...
Abbi Layne's Early Morny Horny Treatment!!!TM
If you woke up stiff...I have just the thing for you...
Abbi Layne's Early Morny Horny Treatment!!!TM
Go ahead...enjoy your moring coffee, Sugar. I'll take mine with cream ;)
Jumpstart your day in the right direction...by letting me, Abbi Layne, take
care of your erection!
GARUNTEED TO IMPROVE WORK PREFORMANCE BY AT LEAST 20%**
Imagine...
You stroll into work with a smile on your face and a new spring in your step.
Your fellow empolyees wonder with amazement...what has made you so radiant
today Did you get a haircut New tie Something's different...and the
watercooler has never seen so much action. This guy deserves a raise! How did
you achieve such apparent satisfaction
Its....
Abbi Layne's Early Morny Horny TreatmentTM...
MY SUCTION WILL IMPROVE YOUR PRODUCTION!!!!**
...and the best part is...It's so simple...any man can do it!
STEP ONE: Contact me, Abbi Layne, through my exclusive customer support
hotline. you'll be guided by our expert through the process, choose from our
menu to build a custom package that's tailored just for you...afterwards,
you'll be advised of the nearest pickup location. (If you'd like delivery,
consider our partner company: WhoreDashTM)
STEP TWO: arrive at the specified location with your wallet and your dick.
IT'S THAT EASY!!!
Many people ask me...."Abbi...with results this good....how can this be
legal!"...
Simple!
My satisfied customers will testify to the fact that this stuff works. and the
best part is.... they can't tell on me...'cause it's a felony! But your
secret's safe with me!!!
Abbi Layne's Early Morny Horny TreatmentTM
With my program you'll recieve immediate results...that means...
No more tying to rid yourself of blue balls in cramped and crowded bathroom
stalls.
No more 15 minute crunchtime lunchtime car-jerks that only provide temporary
relief and leave you feeling hungry and unsatisfied.
No more cockstrong confrences! The only one stiff in the boardroom...should be
your asshole boss.
And no more uncomfortable talks with HR after you get caught oogling Karen's
dirty Pillows. She's not even a 6! So why take the risk!
You need...
Abbi Layne's Early Morny Horny TreatmentTM...
I blow so your day doesn't have to!
**This statement is not approved by the FDA or my mother.

I see: Men only
Name: Abbi Layne
Location: ghetto airline hotel