Krista Garland - Veni Vidi Vici - Kinky Siren

About

Hello lover, I’m Krista, and I’d love to learn who you are and what you desire.

I am an educated, metropolitan luxury companion dedicated to a life of learning, entrepreneurship and boundless hedonism with roots in Chicago and wings to meet you where you are as a travel consort. While this city will always remain my home, one of my greatest pleasures is jetting to exciting new locales and savoring what is unique to those places - including you!

Wherever I go, I bring enthusiasm and joie de vivre to a world that begs appreciation. Take my hand, and allow me to show you all that I love: titillating restaurants; breathtaking art galleries; shows featuring either music or comedy, but always culture; quiet but romantic corners of the city - or let me unlatch my door and show you in…

To secure our time together, please head over to my website and complete the booking form, or send me an email containing the following:
-Introduction: Tell me a little bit about you (name, age, occupation, interests, anything you would like me to know about you). I am excited to get to know you!
-Appointment details: When would you like to get together - day and time? How long would you like our date to be? Is there anything special you would like to do, such as a dinner date, museum date, etc?
-Appointment Location: Incall or Outcall? Would you like me to host, or would you prefer I come to you?
-Screening Information: A photo of your ID, a link to your LinkedIn Profile, and any references you may have.

I look forward to the adventures that await us!

How to Contact

For both your safety and mine, I require screening information which you can find on the booking form of my website or request via email.

Please do not call me unless previously agreed upon. My preferred method of contact is through my website’s booking form, followed by email. After we have established our booking through one of those, we can text leading up to the appointment.

Profile

• Based in: Chicago, Illinois, United States
• Caters to: Men, Women, Non-binary, and Couples
• Last active: Today
• Gender: Woman (She/Her)
• Age: 20s
• Body Type: Petite
• Height: 162 / 5'4"
• Ethnicity: Caucasian
• Cup Size: DD
• Hair Colour: Black
• Shoe Size: 7
• Eye Colour: Green

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

PLEASE NOTE: I do not do last-minute appointments. Please plan ahead: I am a human being with a life; I am not sitting around in lingerie with my makeup and hair done 24/7 just waiting for a last-minute “u avail now?” text. There is nothing sexier than a well-organized gentleman who manages his schedule responsibly.

Incall

1 Hour: US$600

90 Minutes: US$900

2 Hours: US$1,200

3 Hours: US$1,600

Dinner Date + 3 Private Hours: US$2,000

Overnight: US$3,500

24 Hours: $6,000

Outcall

1 Hour: US$600

90 Minutes: US$900

2 Hours: US$1,200

3 Hours: US$1,600

Dinner Date + 3 Private Hours: US$2,000

Overnight: US$3,500

24 Hours: US$6,000

Deposits

When booking, please note that a deposit is required to reserve your appointment.

Cancellations

Once your deposit is made, cancellation will result in forfeiture of the deposit. Cancellation within 24 hours of our appointment will require payment of 100% of the time I had reserved for you. On the VERY rare occasion that I must cancel, you have the option to reschedule or receive your deposit back in full.