Valerie Mae - Kismet Got You Here

About

I hope you buckled your seatbelt, because this is going to be one hell of a ride.

My petite frame evokes the lines of Nabokov's Lolita - but this innocent appearance conceals a devious mind.

I yearn to experience life to its fullest and encounter those who seek the same. Together, we will create a space where our minds may wander freely and bodies follow in due course. Tell me, what lights your fire?

Let's start our outing with a night of live music, followed by a rendezvous for two (or three?) Slowly but surely, you will get lost in my stormy blue eyes as your fingers tangle in my luscious strawberry Blonde locks. Though small in stature, my figure ebbs and flows in curves that might just give you a whiplash. For more, use your imagination.

When not broadening your horizons, I can be found enjoying one of Vancouver's beaches and parks with a book on history, philosophy, or spirituality. I love to go for a bike ride on a sunny day and spend the evening preparing a vegan meal.

I am proudly bisexual, and love to help couples take their connection further. Naturally intuitive, I am known for making the most nervous guests feel at ease.

I don't offer a menu, as all compensation is for my time and my time ONLY. I'm most compatible with guests who leave expectations at the door and let me guide the way to mutual smiles. Ongoing communication is a must for both parties.

Screening will be done with Real World Information: a photo of your government-issued ID or verification via employment. My screening is discrete and non-negotiable.

If this is our first meeting, a deposit of Interac E-transfer or a gift card will apply.

I don't consume any intoxicating/mind-altering substances, alcohol included. Visible signs of intoxication on your part will result in cancellation without refund. I am allergic to fragrance, so please skip the cologne/body spray/scented deodorant. Unscented soap is plentiful at my place, and you will be expected to use it upon arrival.

Book me: [email protected]

How to Contact

Screening required:

- Photo of Government issued photo ID (you may cover the address, name must be fully visible)
- Selfie with the ID
- Selfie with today's date

OR

- a link to your professional profile on company website, headshot style photo must be visible
AND discreet verification via your work email address. I have a non listed email address for this purpose.

Appointment etiquette:

I like to keep my senses sharp, and don’t drink or partake in drugs. Signs of inebriation on your part will lead to cancellation without a refund.

I am allergic to fragrance, so please skip cologne, body spray, and avoid using scented products before our date. Upon your arrival, I will offer unscented soap for you to use.

You may place donation in plain sight or hand it directly to me. Please present donation within the first few minutes of our date. For appointments that begin at a public location, please place your donation in a greeting card or a book.

All compensation is for my time only. I reserve the right to end the date without a refund shall I feel uncomfortable or unsafe.

Profile

• Based in: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
• Caters to: Men, Women, Non-binary, and Couples
• Last active: Today
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: 20s
• Body Type: Petite, Slender, Hourglass
• Height: 153 / 5'0"
• Ethnicity: Eastern European
• Cup Size: C
• Hair Colour: Blonde
• Shoe Size: 6.5
• Eye Colour: Blue

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

Due to a busy professional schedule, I prioritize bookings with 12+ hour notice, 24+ hour notice for first time clients. If you're not sure what date you'll be free, pre-screening in advance is the best way to see me on shorter notice.

Incall

1.5 hours: C$700

2 hours: C$900

3 hours (social time required): C$1,100

4 hours (social time required): C$1,300

Outcall

1.5 hours: C$700

2 hours: C$900

3 hours (social time required): C$1,100

4 hours (social time required): C$1,300

Deposits

Deposit is to be paid in Interac E-Transfer or gift card to Amazon.ca or Whole Foods Markets.

Cancellations

Deposit is non-refundable unless I am the one to cancel.

Date cancellations under 24 hours will be expected to pay a cancellation fee of 50%.

Any undesirable behaviour during the date will result in immediate cancellation without a refund.