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100 Reasons why:
Quantum Physics is my panty dropper
I listen to happy music when im sad
I listen to sad music when im happy
I love Jones cream soda
I won't submitt to demands
I will always respect a request
I preform spoken word poetry
I was kicked out of college for writing other people's papers
I aced papers for classes I never took
I have a playlist for every mood
If we hang out,I will make you a playlist
Ive walked across america
How I treat you will not be contingent upon how you feel about me
My favorite book is An American childhood, by Annie Dillard
I often reference iconic American trash
I will order prime rib on a 1st date
I chew with my mouth closed
I enjoy fishing
I believe sunday morning should always include sex, duke ellington, and banana
pancakes
I don't drink
My favorite poet is Bukowski (I probably misspelled that but im too lazy to
stop and Google)
I don't spell d, please forgive this flaw
I paint whimsical cartoons
My only piercing is my Monroe
Im divorced
The best date I ever went on included racing golf carts
I love Laser tag
I wear vans with dresses
I collect obnoxious belt buckles
I don't have to like you in order to love you
I'm a little indie rock & a little OG
I fall asleep best to the sound of Morgan Freemans voice on "Through the
wormhole"
I love that show ancient aliens, you can be ashamed for me
I believe life is a lesson not a test
I believe the universe is subjective
I have a passion for unique cowboy boots
I'm an exhibitionist
I hate rap but love hip hop if you don't know the difference I'd love to show
you
I have skeletons in my closet
Im in the process of changing my life
Im brutally honest
I wasn't born with a filter
I dont have time to play games
I teach things I don't do
I don't believe in the words "can't or impossible"
I dip Wendy's fries in my frosty
I dip waffle fries in mayo
I dip seasoned fries in honey mustard
I make a lot of plans
None of my plans ever work out how I planned them
When I feel lost I get lost on long winding roads
I cook well
I can sew a dress
I can't grow plants
My favorite movie is A Clockwork Orange
I skipped the eleventh grade
I failed high school algebra but argued for a passing grade
I married my (now x) husband after knowing him 28days
Ive received twelve proposals in my life
Im an Aquarius
My socks never match
I wear tights w/ dresses so I dont have to sit like a lady
I don't dance or sing well
I dance and sing in the shower
I have 9 tattoos
I don't wear necklaces
My necklace is a tattoo
I put a warning label on myself: Beautiful Disaster
Bath and body works is for 12yr old girls and underpaid whores
People get annoyed by my positive attitude
I know that nothing in life is personal
I try to judge people on their intentions, our actions often don't match
My friends would call me pretentious & eccentric but 100% down for the get
down.
Its none of my business what other people think of me
I have an ego
Im working towards humility
I hate fake nails
I sleep in boxers
I feel free when im running on an open road
I don't feel comfortable in gyms
Im spontaneous
I don't do social media
I skipped prom to play Laser quest, in my prom dress, hose quervo was my date.
I'm allergic to latex/elastic/rubber
My God doesn't call the qualified, he qualifies the called
I read missed connections on craigslist for entertainment
I create fake ridiculous missed connection ads for fun
I understand that its impossible to grow with out pain
The greater the tragedy & transformation, the more profound the testimony
My most played song is Que Sera by Wax Tailor
Id sell my soul to see mars volta live
Hatred only starts when we see something of ourselves
I always get lost on tangents
I eat icing in my ice cream, I have no need for the actual cake
I will spend more money because I like the salesman
I need coffee in the morning, before becoming approachable.
I don't vote
I hate dick picks, leave something for the imagination
Im turned on by the men who won't give it up to me, I love working for it
Im a GREAT storyteller
If we do the horizontal tango, I will not only put in half the work I will
also instruct you into a better preformance
Go ahead and hit the call button....you know damn well that you have to meet
me now

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Name: Britt
Location: Downtown