MadEm Nixey - Have you seen my birthday suit

About

Board? Feel lost? Stuck?

You know somthing needs to change. But what?
Fake it until you make it! ...good job you made it! Lets stop pretending to be someone else.

My spirit is free! I'm unique! I can help you find the thing that makes me happy. Don't worry your secret safe with me!

***Spoiler alert! If you're looking for something specific keep reading if not send me a text!

Remember the girl nextdooor?
Not a 'THAT girl!'
The Girl Nextdoor... to that.
Yeah thats me, definitely unique!

***SPOILER ALERT* again
I'm way better in person

An answer with words...can only sound good.
If you feel the answer is right... the only way to find out is in person... TEXT ME!... Ill come show you what i know!

Your Questions will get a better answer in person...keep reading

Ok, last time i tell ya...
***SPOIL ALERT*
In person is way better then the phone anyways what you want in person

QUESTIONS? Why ruin all the fun?
★ANSWER KEY★
Intro- Questions have answers
1. Safty first
2. Clarity with discrete
3. How I operate
4. Question
5. Show'n'tell
6. Cyber Show'n'tell
7. Incall
8. Outcall
9. About to blow
10. BIO Bull$#!+
11. Double trouble
12. Free spirit
13. Blunt
14. Why woman change there answer

INTRO-
The only half assed thing about anyone=is there BIO!
Alow me to be blunt=Sweet, Wet, hung out to dry may get sticky, I'm funny sometimes
I'll break it down the best I can.

1.) SAFTY FIRST
You MUST verify yourself with a picture to see me. Sorry. I'm not sorry it has kept me safe this long so far! Ive created my own system that will not fail! Keep me safe, ill keep you safe. Its that easy!

2.) DISCRETE, CLARITY
That, ill give you my word! I can keep discreet! Only in time you'll find clarity.

3.) HOW I OPERATE-
Start with clear pic, your choice. Ill tell you what im looking for in th second pic. Seriously, I'm a Lady that knows what she wants.
Be a man of your word, you will see a lady keep to hers

4.) QUESTIONS-
Most are answered here. If you're impatient and ask me a question over text. At 10 minutes to my ETA Plus my answer could change when we finally meet in person I am a female!

5.) SHOW'N'TELL
Everyone loves show'n'tell...
Its WAY more exciting in person!. You can touch it, feel it, play with it... almost anyting

6.) CYBER'N'TELL
For people that are all talk and can't prove it! I like to keep My phone G-rated If you want an answer that involves a higher rating,
cash app $1lastember
Honest answer in text
$10 i can answer
$20 can be plenty
$30 ill make dirty
$40 might get me horny
$50... ill need some time

7.) INCALL-
Im remodeling my home. Ill find a place but need a Deposit to cover it. You choose the Location ill send you a screen shot where

8.) OUTCALL-
-After you verify+ send your address=Ill send you what i think for an ETA. Allow me time to get ready
-Every text after that +10 min-ETA
(not the only person messaging)
-Once i leave ill send a more realistic ETA
Lets start with a pic,

9.) BLOW YOUR MONEY ON
Hookers AND blow maybe
Hookers that blow

Not:
Hookers paid in blow
Hooker brings you blow
Hookers have blow
Definitely not!:
Free Hooker with blow
Hookers dont buy drugs
If you cant Support your own habit, sober up!

Looking for a Sniff4blow Hooker
Friend?
Corner bar has a variety pack waiting!
They can be flaky, they're snowflakes.

Side note: I lean more towards Natural! With the exception Laminate floors and hair dye... when remodeling homes!

10.) BIO Bull$#!+
Basic Individual. Overestimating. Self... Yikes!
Good thing i wrote a manual. How it works. What i do. Warnings. No, BUTT... If every female had one, life would be borning! Im just that UNIQUE! Ill keep you guessing

11.) DOUBLE TROUBLE-shes on my only fans
You must verify first!
Once you make the deposit, you have 24 hour... to wait... building... the anticipation.
Where not connected at the hip! We get in enough trouble on our own, together? Lets just say, you need to see for your self... in 24 hours!
(Ladys take to long to get ready)

12.) FREE SPIRIT
My heart is taken, my spirit is free,
When you're broken, ill find your peace,
I've been forsaken, dont fall for lt rush me I'll show you what's real.
I'm not afraid to be me!

13.) SWEET AND STICKY
Smoking a blunt dipped in simple syrup... ill be blunt
What you need to hear may sound harsh... it comes as a combo funny or sweet to keep it rollin. Leaves an impression that lasts, that sticks!
If everyone said what they think... it wouldnt sound so bad... just saying

14. WOMEN WHO CHANGE THEIR ANSWER
If you ask im comfortable telling you what i think...
if you ask me the same question hoping for a different answer... youll get it! Again not the answer you hopeed for.
Think ill change my mind the third time? Clearly my mind is made up...(personality change maybe)
...
THOUGHTS shared in text change[hypothetically]in what we want IN REALITY!
Im a REALIST but anyting is possible.

Like a gypsy in the wind, help be my guide. Send your pic along with your pin. Why are you trying to hide?

How to Contact

Name-
Day-
Time-
Address-
First Picture for verification
SAFETY is important!
Fantasy-
Attracted-

Profile

• Based in: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
• Caters to: Men and Couples
• Last active: Today
• Gender: Woman (She/Her)
• Age: 30s
• Body Type: Slim, fit
• Height: 162 / 5'4"
• Ethnicity: White
• Cup Size: C
• Hair Colour: Strawberry blonde
• Shoe Size: 6.5
• Eye Colour: Blue

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

I make make my own schedule.
(I use a carpenters pencil)

I ask that you verify yourself
before we schedule.

Online

Pictures: $20

Rules of Baseball: US$50

Incall

Certified: Girl Friend Experience: US$800

GFE Long version: US$1,200

Dinner date!: US$300

Short on time?: $500

Outcall

Short on time?: US$400

Certified: Girl Friend Experience: US$800

GFE extended version: US$1,200

Stuck in a hook...er: US$2,800

Rules of Baseball: US$50

Dinner date?: US$300

Touring

Deposits

If i ask for a deposit, heres why
E.G.
-Distance over and hour
-Around midnight or later
-Cancel make-up
-Reschedule
-Your wishy washy
-Schedule advance
-Get to know me
-Questions answered

$100.
I accept:
Cash app-$1lastember
Venmo-@threeembers
money gram-$150 (cover the fee)

Not accepted- your word, promise, trust me, ill take care of you, picture of money... (doesnt really work like that) I got you- No, you didn't get me

Compliments are free. But, No one likes an ass kisser!

Thank you.

Cancellations

Anything along the lines of: |Ghosting me|
No Show/fall asleep/cancel

1°F- $200 deposit
2°F- $400 deposit
3°F $600 deposit

What you expect from me...
You back out. Yor words dont ha eucbmeans you words not hold