Abbi Laynes Critically Acclaimed Brain Game

About

Allow me, if you will, to pose a hypothetical....
If you knew you we're about to recueve THE MOST satsfying Oral sex you've ever
had (and most likely ever will)....
What lengths would you go to , to ensure you wont miss out on the opportunity
Lucky you! Opportunity has knocked right on your door in the form of Abbi
Layne. The Midwests Best Cock-Worshipping TongueSlut. Highly Recommended,
Highly
Reviewed, and ready for some Southern Hospitality.
Not only do I posses the tonge-waggling skills of a lawyer...but i'm also an
absolute joy to be around! Full of Hillarious quips derived from Trauma...And
side-splitting tales of my missfortune!
I'm very passionate about what I do and my preformance reflects it. I pride
myself at being the best you've ever had by setting an unfair standard for the
other girls. Many talk the talk but none can lick the dick like me and my long
and lovely tentacle tongue.
Despite my Mothers Attempts to raise a nice young lady who blossoms into a
respectable woman...mamma raised a cock-worshipping Dick Witch. And Lucky for
you...the candy trail leads through your humble town. But inside my den of
ill-repute, you'll find a pleasant suprise! I'm a good witch!
That's right, i'm the Dick Witch of the Midwest. And my greyhoud was caught in
a tornado that landed me right in your lap;)
I'll fatten you up and get rid of your Slippity-sloppity-goo. And, despite the
rumors, This witch can....and will....get WET.
There's a reason the locals back home are all under a spell. My reviews can be
primarily found in South Bend, IN where I hail from. And you'd be hard pressed
to fid a single person who's not in agreeance that I'm the most skilled they've
encountered.
That being said....after careful consideration of all demographic and
economical factors....my rates are firm. I will not haggle. This is not a yard
sale or a flea market. My rates fall BELOW industry standard as it is...and my
preformance is FAR ABOVE. my services are an experience of indulgence and may
not be suited for a bargian shopper. In fact, upon hearing your lowball offer
of a megar amount, I most likely will refuse service. Reason being....I dont
want to dip in the same pool as someone who gets their Providers from the back
of the line at the Methadone clinic. Same goes if you ask me for bare services
(except BBBJ) or if you ask me for anything off my Hard limits list. Which is
as follows;
NO ANAL (my husband hole is off limits to all penetration)
NO RIMMING (Preformed by myself, if you'd like to do to me...why not Doesnt
do much for me but hey...it's your party, pink eye if you want to.)
NO BARE VAGINAL (even if you "SWEAR you're clean", have had a vasectomy, can't
produce spawns, will only "stick it in once", "cant get off with a condom" "are
allergic to latex", or believe your member is too large.
NO KISSING Wayyyyy to intimate. Go kiss your wife. I'm a dick witch. '
NO NEGOTIATIONS I do not....I repeat.....I do not care what reason you feel,
before even experiencing me, that my rates need to be adjusted for you. I dont
care what Crackie Jackie behind the Whattaburger dumpster charges for her
Hepatitus Handie. I dont care that you're far away and have to drive across
county lines to reach me. If you knew what I'm capable of...you would crawl. I
do not care that "It's only going to take you X amount of minutes" Of course it
will. I'm highly skilled. Your inability to last, orfind prover close in
proximity does not constitute a decrease in my value.
NO TARDINESS If you agree to meet at a time I expect you to be there at that
time. Its common decency and shows the same respect I would afford you.
Although i see very limited amount of clients...I do recieve a ton of inquires
and time is money. I equte for a reasonable amount of time before and after
clients to allow me to keep up with hygine practices and relax before my next
date. If you are late please communicste with me so that I can adjust my
schedule accordingly.
NO NO-SHOWS You will be blacklisted and added to Mr. Numbers database. This
not only flags your phone number but also any text app numbers that are
attached to your phones IMIE #, VPN #, and email.
NO NAKED PICS/EXPLICIT TALK I have seen it all. I know the game well and if
you are actually looking to visit me you wont need to be convinced. If you need
verification I would be happy to send you a short video clip stating the
current date and the last four digits of your phone #.
OUTCALL PROTOCAL In lieu of the dreaded and risky deposit I have enacted a
policy asking that all clients provide transport to and sometimes from
outcalls. I do not tack on anything additional to the suggested donations.
Sending an Uber/Lyft is a form of assurance that you are, indeed, a bonefide
client who now has invested a small amount of capital and most likely isnt
waiting at the address across the street jerking off in the window waiting to
catch a glimpse of me and blowing his load at the fact that he tricked me into
wasting my time and money to show up to a fake date. At the same time it
ensures you know I'm coming. If you cannot order a ride you can cashapp me and
i will order it.This also ensures a impartial 3rd party has witnessed my last
known location in case you decide to murder and stuff my dead body. And keeps
your street/driveway free of security personel. I do not do qv's on outcalls.
If you cannot order a ride you may cashapp me and I will do so for you. Some
exceptions may be made for those who seek to pick me up themselves.
TEXTING ETIQUITE I find it sad i have to say this but please commuinicate with
me in a respectful way. If you do not hear immediately back from me...i do not
need your sassy "I guess youre not interested" comment. I may be with a
client...and imagine your annoyance if i stopped in the middle of YOUR session
to reply to another prospective client. If there comes a poin in our convo
where you've decided you are not interested , whatever it may be ,I ask that
you communicate that you are going to pass at the current time. I will not be
offeneded. Oftern i am very overwhelmed with the amount of inquiries I recieve.
You'll do me a favor by stepping aside and making room for someone ready to
have their soul sucked out.
I believe that covers it.
Be respectful
communicate
Be on Time
be hygenic
If this add is up. im working.

I see: Men only
Name: Abbi layne
Location: 7th ward marigny