Joanne - Sensuality Incarnate

About

When you meet someone new... you never know what might happen. You could have a superb once in a lifetime experience. That could grow into a weekly relationship where we share our feelings and fantasies. Or it could be awful. Do not worry, the third option is not on my menu.
I am an unique woman. I am potentially spontaneous, combustible and playful. I also am totally enraptured while immersed in deep and heartfelt conversation. I must say, variety is the spice that lights up my life so bring your special sauce and we can make something delicious.
I am a mature woman with all the benefits that implies. I like people of all legal age ranges and colors and gender expressions. Being honest and authentic and kind are my attributes and I hope they are yours as well.

How to Contact

Hi Joanne, I saw your ad on SecretHostess. My name is ___________. I'd like to see you on ________ around _______oclock.
Just saying "hi" or God forbid, "are u avail" will get you no response. Nor am I impressed by hearing how beautiful I am. I already know, thanks.

Profile

• Based in: Seattle, Washington, United States
• Caters to: Men, Women, Non-binary, and Couples
• Last active: Yesterday
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: 50s
• Height: 171 / 5'7"
• Ethnicity: White girl
• Cup Size: A
• Hair Colour: Brunette
• Shoe Size: 10
• Eye Colour: Hazel

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

I love last minute spontaneous appointments.... however, usually I'm not waiting around for that to happen. Feel free to try, in case it could work out but, your best bet is advance planning.

Outcall

One hour visit within 30 min of Sea: US$500

Deposits

If we never met before, I will need a $100 amazon gift card as a sincerity deposit and it will be applied to the donation. This is necessary because of the proliferation of time wasters.

Cancellations

Cancellation happens. As much notice as possible is appreciated. Of course emergencies arise beyond one's control sometimes. If I believe you to be in good faith, you'll get a pass. If not, karma is a bitch.