Welcome to everyone who happens to find their way here — both new and returning guests.
Before contacting me, please take a few minutes to read this. It will save both of us some unnecessary back-and-forth, misunderstandings, blocks, etc.
There’s no point messaging me in random languages. I speak English, German and Hungarian, and these are the three languages in which I reply to enquiries.
If you don’t speak any of them, please take the time to put whatever you want to say into a translator first, and then send it to me.
In person, we’ll figure it out somehow — with a translator, sign language, body language, or whatever else it takes.
My name is Dylan. I’m 33 years old, a
tattooed fitness model, bodybuilder and competitive athlete.
I regularly upload new photos showing my current shape, although keeping them completely up to date isn’t easy when I’m getting more
muscular by the day. From November until May, I’m in my gaining phase. During this period I’m less vascular and less defined, but the upside is that I’m strong and my mood is basically carnival mode. You won’t find me watery, fat or out of shape at any point during the year — I keep my gaining phase clean and relatively dry.
From May until September, I’m on contest prep. Towards the end of prep, I’m obviously not always at full strength or energy. From late August until the end of October, it’s competition season, when my availability becomes very limited because I simply don’t have the time or energy to go on dates every day.
I’m 186 cm tall. Yes, really. And yes, obviously that means without shoes.
“How tall are you in shoes?” is a surprisingly common question. Well, that depends on the shoes, but luckily the formula is fairly simple:
186 cm + shoes.
I live alone with my old Yorkie, who will probably be so uninterested in you that he won’t even bother lifting his head when you arrive, so there is absolutely no reason to be afraid of him. His breed also doesn’t shed, which means the apartment is completely free of dog hair.
My place is located in one of the most expensive modern residential developments in Budapest’s 13th district. It has an open-plan living room and kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, separate toilet, terrace and a small garden where you can smoke if we’re having a longer date.
The apartment itself is
non-smoking, clean and cosy, with air conditioning, LED lighting, a huge TV, a serious sound system and basically everything we might need to have a good time together.
There is only one thing missing from the entire street: decent mobile reception. You probably won’t be able to reach me by regular phone, so please contact me on WhatsApp when arranging a meeting.
During the week, Monday to Friday, I have my regular civilian job, so I’m unavailable between 12 PM and 4 PM.
If we arrange it the day before, I can meet between 9 AM and 11 AM. I’m also available every afternoon/evening between 4 PM and 11 PM, provided you contact me at least 2 hours in advance.
There’s no point messaging me after midnight. I’m a bodybuilder. At night, I .
Bookings longer than 2 hours can only be reserved in advance with a deposit.
Overnight meetings are only possible on Fridays and Saturdays.
If we haven’t met before and you’d like me to come to you (outcall/escort), I’ll ask you to send me your live location on WhatsApp, all the information I need to access the property, a photo of yourself and, if you’re paying cash, a photo showing the agreed amount. If you’re paying by bank transfer, I require 10% in advance.
You’ll also need to arrange and pay for my taxi.
I respect every person I meet by being ready on time, rested and looking exactly like my photos. You won’t be standing outside waiting for me to finish getting ready before I let you in, and I always give you the full amount of time we agreed on. Obviously, if you need to leave earlier, I’m not going to hold you hostage until the clock runs out.
I expect the same respect in return.
Let’s not waste each other’s time. Time is one of the most valuable things we have in life: once it’s gone, we can’t borrow more and we can’t buy it back.
Unlike some others, I don’t operate a revolving door and I don’t meet several people in one day. So if you’re running late and let me know in advance, it’s not a problem.
If you simply fail to show up without saying anything, I’ll wait 15 minutes. I won’t repeatedly call or message you. If I haven’t heard from you by the end of those 15 minutes, I’ll block you immediately.
Unsolicited dick pics will also get you blocked, as will repeatedly asking the questions listed below.
Please understand that this platform is for arranging appointments. It isn’t Tinder, and it isn’t a friendship site. So don’t expect much of an answer to the following questions — and if you keep asking them every couple of days, sooner or later I’ll get bored and block you:
1) “Hello.”
If you can’t tell me who you are, what you’re looking for on this site, why you chose me, when you’d like to meet, etc., feel free to message me again once you have at least a rough idea of those things.
2) “How are you?”
Who’s asking?
For the record, if I’m replying to messages, I’m doing great. If I’m sick, exhausted, sad or simply not feeling well, you won’t be able to reach me anyway.
So let’s assume I’m fabulous and instead tell me who you are and what you’re looking for.
3) “Are you available?”
For what? When? For how long?
I’m sure I’ll be available for something at some point, but we can save ourselves hours and a ridiculous number of messages if you simply tell me when, for how long, what you’re looking for and where.
4) “Will you come to me in XY?”
(Another city or another country.)
No. I’m based in
Budapest and this is where I’m available.
If I’m travelling, I’ll announce the dates and destinations under my tour schedule well in advance.
5) “How long is one hour with you?”
60 minutes.
There’s no limit on how many attempts you get during that time, so if you last 3.5 minutes, congratulations — you have plenty of time to try again. And again. Until your time is up.
You can always extend the booking.
6) “186 cm? Without shoes? So how tall are you WITH shoes?”
186 cm + shoes.
7) “Do you have a boyfriend?”
No. Otherwise, obviously, I probably wouldn’t be doing this.
And no, you definitely won’t become my boyfriend either, because I’m not looking for new friends, a husband or a relationship.
I’m perfectly happy on my own.
And this is not Tinder.
8) “Can I take you out for dinner?”
No. I’m a competitive bodybuilder preparing for competitions, and I don’t eat at restaurants except on very rare occasions.
If you’d like to get to know each other a little before a longer date, I’m happy to accompany you to a restaurant or bar so we can sit and talk for a while. Just understand that I probably won’t be eating with you or drinking or sugary drinks.
9) “Can I take you on holiday / to a wellness hotel?”
No.
I’m a big girl. I go on holidays by myself, with my own money, wherever I want and whenever I want.
10) “Do you meet women too?”
No.
Every time I’ve spent days arranging a meeting with a supposed woman in the past, it eventually turned out that I hadn’t been talking to a woman at all.
Couples, however, are very welcome.
I do want to speak to the woman or exchange voice messages with her first. Partly because I want to make sure she actually exists, and partly because I want to be absolutely certain the meeting isn’t being arranged against her wishes.
I have zero interest in becoming part of a jealousy scene or any other awkward situation.
11) “Can you stay with me for the whole weekend?”
No.
I have a dog I’m not leaving alone for days. I have a job I’m not going to lose for a few thousand euros. And I have a life and responsibilities of my own.
If we’ve never met before, the maximum we can arrange in advance is 2 hours.
Once we’re together, you can extend the meeting hour by hour, up to a maximum total of 6 hours.
12) “Can I come now? Like in 15 minutes?”
No.
I know this may come as a shock, but I don’t sit at home 24/7 in full makeup and patent leather boots waiting for your call.
For same-day appointments, we need to confirm the meeting at least 2–3 hours beforehand.
That’s how I can guarantee that when you arrive, you’ll find a spotless apartment and me freshly showered, with clean, nice-smelling hair and completely ready for you.
13) “Are you strong enough to lift me?”
With absolutely no information about you and a puppy as your profile picture, I’m not entirely sure how I’m supposed to calculate that.
If you’re interested in lift carry, sharing at least your height and weight would be a useful start.
14) “Do you want to meet me?”
No, I don’t particularly want to meet a random phone number with a sunset as its profile picture. I don’t even particularly want to text with one.
So if we’re asking what I want, I’d like you to start by introducing yourself and making a normal, respectful request.
15) “Send me a picture.”
Send me money!
For starters, I think the word “please” is perfectly reasonable, and you’ll immediately get a very different response from me.
As for specific requested photos — my feet, me without makeup, my piercing, etc. — I’m only willing to send those once we’ve already agreed on everything and you’ve shared your live location with me.
I’m not going to sit here waiting because you claim you’re “on your way” and “just want to see what I’ll be wearing, ” while in reality you’re on the other side of the world entertaining yourself with the pictures.
We don’t play that game here. :)
Thanks for reading and understanding.
I’m nowhere near this strict in person — unless you’d like me to be.
I simply don’t have the time or energy to spend days chatting about nothing.
I can only give meaningful replies to respectful, sensible and properly introduced requests.
About Me
34 years old Bisexual Female Caucasian escort from Budapest, Hungary with C Cup Silicon breasts, Short Blonde hair, and Brown colour eyes.
I am 79kg, 185cm tall, Hungarian national can speak English, German, Hungarian to Both (man+woman).
I offer services such as 69 position, Casual photos during the meeting, Classic vaginal sex, Cum in face, Cum in mouth, Cum on body, Deepthroat, Erotic massage, Erotic Photos during the meeting, Facesitting, Foot fetish, GFE, Handjob, Masturbation, Oral without condom, Rimming passive, Role-play, Sex between breasts, Anal, BDSM - Femdom, Couples, Domination, Findom, French kissing, Porn Star Experience, Prostate massage, Rimming active, Strapon service, Video with sex during the meeting..
My incall rates are as follows 0.5 Hour: 200 EUR, 1 Hour: 300 EUR, 2 Hours: 600 EUR..
My outcall rates are as follows 1 Hour: 350 EUR, 2 Hours: 650 EUR..
Profile
- Name: Dylan
- Gender: Female
- Age: 34
- Location: Budapest / Hungary
- Eye Colour: Brown
- Hair Colour: Blonde
- Hair Length: Short
- Bust: C Cup
- Breast Type: Silicon
- Travel: No
- Weight: 79 kg
- Height: 185 cm
- Ethnicity: Caucasian
- Sexuality: Bisexual
- Smoker: Sometimes
- Nationality: Hungarian
- I can speak: English, German, Hungarian
- Catering to: Both (man+woman)
Services
- 69 position
- Casual photos during the meeting
- Classic vaginal sex
- Cum in face
- Cum in mouth
- Cum on body
- Deepthroat
- Erotic massage
- Erotic Photos during the meeting
- Facesitting
- Foot fetish
- GFE
- Handjob
- Masturbation
- Oral without condom
- Rimming passive
- Role-play
- Sex between breasts
- Anal
- BDSM - Femdom
- Couples
- Domination
- Findom
- French kissing
- Porn Star Experience
- Prostate massage
- Rimming active
- Strapon service
- Video with sex during the meeting
Rates
- 0.5 Hour: 200 EUR (incall)
- 1 Hour: 300 EUR (incall) 350 EUR (outcall)
- 2 Hours: 600 EUR (incall) 650 EUR (outcall)
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