Tempting Tease Artist...

All you REALLY need to know is that I am mind-blowingly talented at head games….

However, if you are the curious type, you know, “compatibility” or “personality” is kinda important too, well, I’ll share a few things, and you can then decide if you wish to experience my superpower….

I am a theoretical physicist. I’ve appeared on the cover of Sports illustrated – twice. And after mastering Deutsch, I became an international professional napper. Often, I can be found swanning around on a rather large yacht somewhere in the vicinity of the Maldives. Wrestling sharks and saving whales is what I do in my spare time.

Okay, fine. I might be exaggerating *just* a teeny bit. But I do like giving amazing head, making you swoon and become leg less. Importantly, I got a B+ in my 4th grade spelling bee I have an aversion to laziness. Therefore, just to ensure I don’t end up having to spend time with lethargic sloths, if you want to know more about spending time with me, you HAVE to visit my website for your investment options.

Can’t be bothered? Ok, well then you will have to settle for Guzzler investment only:

Guzzlers – Magical Mouth Mischief
60 mins:$400 30 mins: $200, GS included: $230

VERIFICATION AND DEPOSITS ARE REQUIRED.

No exceptions as my safety and discretion is not negotiable. Upon receiving I’ll send you Tik Tok links, photos of spelling bee trophy, unpublished Sports Illustrated pic or 2 and my certificate in the art of extreme coziness.

ARE YOU QUICK WITTED?
If you can text me what the significance of the bird on my photo might mean, you can be lavished with an extra 10 minutes of my luscious, throb-inducing mouth in any appointment 30 minutes or longer.

AVAILABILITY:
Monday 15th: 1pm – 11pm, Tues: 1pm -6pm, Wed: 1pm – 11pm, Thur: 9pm -11pm, Friday: 12pm – 1am, Sat: 12pm – 1am, Sunday 21st: 11am – 9pm

LOCATION: Geelong Only. No Outcalls.

TO BOOK AN APPOINTMENT:
Please text all the following details: First Name: Age: Nationality: Time AND Date Sought: Service AND Duration Sought. I cannot respond to incomplete messages.
YOU: High level of hygiene, warm & friendly and punctual. No arrogance or condescension tolerated.

Honesty is VIP to me. Therefore I had better own the fact that I once became lost for 3 hours In a Bunnings during a hide-and-seek tournament.