Sensual, Sexy and Sassy - 1st Timers Limited Offer

Yes my photos are of me. If I was trying to catfish you I would use a photograph of Margot Robbie. My freckles, birthmark and slightly sticky out ears remain the same. Geelong Incall Only.

Be prepared to be bowled over when you take this lucky strike. Whether you’re wanting to be crowned bowling king, or just a fan of wholesome fun, bowling is your perfect choice and you have found your impeccable venue. This is where you bowl a certified 900.

Most bowling alleys lean into the typical aesthetic. You rarely see a bowling alley that takes a more elegant or considerate approach to both her interior and exterior design. Stunningly outfitted, perfect lane dressing that guarantees your bowling ball will come back slippery, as the lane is covered in oil, ensuring a rather fun and saucy time!

Built in 1974.

When bowling, have you ever noticed the ball might come back slippery? If so, you’re not alone. Many amateur bowlers don’t realize this, but the bowling lanes are slippery for a good reason.

Bowling Etiquette

-Be ready to bowl when the pins are set, but wait until the pin setting machine has completed its cycle and the sweet bar is raised to make your delivery.
-Stay off the approach while you wait. Taking too long to aim or get set up when you are on the approach delays the game.
-Respect your lane’s boundaries and don’t cross into other bowler’s approach areas.

Just like anything else that isn’t yours, you must ask for permission to use someone else’s ball. Sometimes, it’s easy to get confused which ball you were using when they come through the ball return. If you want to try another ball – just ask.

Location: North Geelong Area INCALL ONLY

OPENING HOURS: Saturday 2nd: 7.30pm – 2am, Sunday: 9am – 10pm, Monday: 10am - 1am, Tuesday: 1pm - 5pm, Wednesday: 10am -11pm. Thursday: 11am - 3pm. Friday 8th - Sunday 10th UNAVAILABLE

TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT:

To guarantee your bowl you will need to text: name, age, nationality, date, time and length of bowl. You can also include your number 1 "love to do". Please double check you have text ALL details. No calls are ever accepted.

PLEASE ZIP OVER TO MY VISUALLY APPEALING WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN CLICK ON 'DISCOVER THINGS TO DO' FOR FURTHER ELABORATION. www dot lilylevine dot com dot au

OPTIONS: Ready to hit the lanes? Unlimited bowling

All Day Access: $1200
Super Fun Pass: $600
Shake, Rattle and Bowl: $400 Rattle and Bowl: $200
Mini bowl: $100, Strike zone: $120, lucky strike $150, right up your alley $250
*Group and corporate events are available upon request

HOW NEW AND CURRENT BOWLERS CAN SCORE BONUS TIME! ** This offer is only available Saturday and Sunday 2nd - 3rd March.

My screening/verification is my BEST defense against time-wasters and angry/rude men. I happily, lightening flash fast, block texts most often without finishing reading them, if they don’t follow my simple and clear directives under “how to reserve your spot”. “hi”, “you avail” ect are blocked immediately without any thought. As are questions that are readily available here in my ad (s). Laziness is not a trait I admire, so I expect my ad read, so that you are fully informed. Those who phone are blocked, as I specifically ask for text only.

You, the reader can view this one of 2 ways: defensively, and get angry, annoyed, rude, aggressive, snide. Brilliant! Blocked. Happy days. Or, you are emotionally intelligent. You admire a woman who knows her self-worth without being egotistical. When her boundaries are broken once, communication immediately ceases. If you appreciate and respect the precautions I must take, and understand best business practices, then, welcome! You will receive “the best of me”.

If you have not met me previously, and would like to make a date, AND receive an extra 10 minutes all you are required to do, is:
- follow the ad directives on “how to reserve your lane.”
-provide ALL the details clearly in one SINGLE text, and then verify quickly and seamlessly, the whole process requires 2 texts from me and 2 from you.

If you have bowled previously and invest $200 plus, you will receive 20 minutes of additional fun!

**Therefore if you are a 1st time bowler and reserve a lane investing $200 plus you are gifted 30 minutes of extra lane bowling.**

Apologies, I cannot extend this offer to other dates, and you do need to do all of the above. I do take reservations in advance.

Cherry Picked Testimonials:
“Flawless bowling. 6 stars” – Roman, Pathological Liar

“This bowling alley was the best I've been to. It was flawlessly clean, great service and an overall amazing experience” – Emad, mentally stability unconfirmed

“This bowling alley is an amazing place to hang-out. There are a variety of games on offer, and the hostess is easy to converse with. You definitely should have a bowl.” Highly recommended. – Jack, Bribed

Bowlers Journal Design Awards:

Largest bowling ball winner: 2019, 2020 and 2022
Best Champ 300: 2020 and 2022
Most Love taps:xxxx-xxx-xxx

Text Bowling Alley Co-Ordinator Lilyxxxx-xxx-xxx
Please see website for T and C's, further service details, requirements, to read some blogs and learn more to guage compatability.

**This of course can be revoked should a bowler be rude, disrespectful, arrogant and/or
unhygienic.**