Honey Party MILF
About
EXPERIENCED, PROFESSIONAL SERVICE WITH A REAL WOMAN WHO LOVES HER JOB!
***HOSTING FROM BRAND NEW PRIVATE APARTMENT IN DICKSON***
I DO NOT ANSWER INCOMING CALLS. I ATTEND TO ALL ENQUIRIES BY TEXT MESSAGE ONLY.
This means please do not even attempt to call my number - if you want a booking, send me a text message - I will not answer any calls under any circumstances - you will be wasting your time, and creating a negative start to our interaction.
ALL MY SERVICES ARE SET IN PRICE. PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO LOWER MY RATES OR OFFER ME AN AMOUNT LOWER THAN ADVERTISED, AS MY RATES ARE ALREADY FAIR AND REASONABLE.
IF YOU ARE OFFERED A DISCOUNT FOR ANY REASON, IT IS FOR ONE TIME ONLY UNLESS I SPECIFY OTHERWISE
Hiya there everyone!
Honey X, PartyMILF here, at your service!
I absolutely love, love, love my job!
I'm happiest pleasing you, helping you make your most full on sexual desires a reality.
From the moment you walk into my space, you'll feel at ease, ready to relax and explore your deepest, most erotic and dark fantasies.
I pride myself on having people feel welcomed and comfortable in my company.
I'm a great conversationalist, and cheeky as fuck 🖕😜 when the mood is light.
I especially love to help you test your own sexual limits, taking you places you never dreamt of going.
If your limits are out there, and you are chilled out but cheeky, our chemistry will be next level!
As long as I'm not being caused extensive pain or being confronted with something way gross (I will not accept urine or faeces into my mouth, nor will I be fisted), I'll go pretty much anywhere 😜
I adore women and it drives me wild getting down and dirty with them in the bedroom (or anywhere really). I'm happy to service a woman on her own or as part of a couple (or trio... Quad..... More?....... 😜).
I think it's great fun to find another escort with you, who might like to join us during an extended booking - or better yet, I'd love to include your significant other - your wife, your girlfriend.......... Mistress? The babysitter even perhaps? I'll make our female friend cum over and over until she's a sopping wet mess!
I genuinely get off on making you squirm with pleasure - that look on your face when I know I'm pressing the right buttons......... Fuck!....... It just drives me all sorts of wild!
I've got all the right curves in all the right places with nice, squeezable size 16-18 bum and a natural "F cup" bust.
There's definitely something of me to hold while you're pounding me in whichever position you can twist me into - I'm surprisingly flexible! 😁
Please have a read about my services, then send me a TEXT with your desired booking details as set out in the template below.
SERVICES
STANDARD FULL SERVICE
massage, covered oral on you, straight vaginal sex different positions
•$170 half hour
•$230 45 minutes
•$290 full hour
GFE
•affectionate cuddling, DFK, kissing on bodies, oral on me, BBJ, happy loving girlfriend roleplay
$250 30 minutes
$450 full hour
PSE
DFK, BBJ with gagging & spitting, anal, titty fuck, spanking, hair pulling - generally all round wild stuff.
$350 for 30 minutes
$650 for full hour
*Film your PSE (or any other service) for $200/20 mins footage on your own personal phone or device. Can organise someone to hold your phone & film for extra $100
**Professional quality filming & photographs taken (with or without your face) and sent to you for extra $500
Tie and Tease/Light BDSM
Tie you to the bed and tease you to orgasm
some of my techniques include toys and edging
$300 half hour
$500 full hour
Tie and Torture/Heavier BDSM
Tie you up to the bed blindfolded & gagged - techniques can include verbal torture, spitting on you, slapping, spanking, whipping, paddling, pegging, ball busting, ice cube use including rectal insertion, masturbate over your face & squirt, I may or may not bring you to orgasm!
$400 half hour
$750 full hour
What's Your Fetish?
Customised booking.
I work with you to make your kinky fantasy come to life.
Stepmother roleplay? Shhh... just don't tell your father 😜
Foot fetish? I'll make you worship my perfectly pedicured tootsie's from heel to toe 👣
Sploshing? What's your favourite goo my darling? - I've got you covered!🍦
Tell me your wildest fantasy and I'll do my best to work with you to plan and facilitate a booking that surpasses your expectations.
EXTRAS
This list is only some popular requests - if you can't see something, please ask me and I'll let you know if it's something I can facilitate.
DFK😘
Oral on me🥰
BBBJ😜
Sexy shower for 2😇
Light spanking on me or you☺️
Rimming/edging on you or me🤗
Dirty BJ - gagging & Deep-throating🤔
Heavy spanking on me or you🤭
Golden shower☀️💦
Brown shower (24-48 hours notice required)💩
Roman Shower 🤮
Anal on me🥱
Anal penetration with dildo on you🤨
Pegging with Strap-on😱
Urethral Sounding on you🧐
I'm open minded and willing to try almost ANYTHING so just ask me🤫
(within reason - don't expect me to consume bodily waste, commit acts of beastiality or anything else equally as rank)
I'm usually happy to package 3 or more extras with a discounted rate.💸
Natural FULL SERVICE never provided under any circumstances.
IF YOU'RE FACING SEVERE FINANCIAL HARDSHIP, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS A SPECIAL RATE, MINIMUM 30 MINUTES BOOKING TIME.
THIS IS NOT A GREEN LIGHT TO TRY GET A CHEAP ROOT JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, IT'S FOR PEOPLE EXPERIENCING GENUINE FINANCIAL HARDSHIP, SUCH AS BEING ON A PENSION - I MAY BRIEFLY ENQUIRE UPON YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES WITHOUT JUDGEMENT TO ASCERTAIN YIUR ELIGIBILITY.
To make a booking please send A TEXT MESSAGE to
xxxx-xxx-xxx
Please use the following template.....
name/ alias?
day?
time?
type of service?
how long?
extras?
questions?
I screen all phone numbers texting me on a national safety database. If you're a known time waster making a fake booking enquiry you will be swiftly called out on your poor behaviour then permanently ignored.
Clients previously reported by any escort in any place as being problematic, rude, a conman (or attempted conman), or in any way dangerous will not be seen for any service, incall or outcall under any circumstance.
DO’S
•use manners and be on your best behaviour the whole time, even when making an enquiry
•shower when you get here
•text your enquiry
•use full sentences when texting your enquiry
DONT’S
•don’t be rude, push or pull or be rough and aggressive (unless you've been given my full prior consent to use specific rough play during a Fetish service)
•do not try calling me. I will never answer so just don't waste your time
•don't bark single word demands at me by text without even a question mark - "location" could mean any number of things. "Could you please tell me your location?" is much more informative, not to mention polite.
Any kind of poor behaviour will not be tolerated and you will be refused a booking or asked to leave if necessary! No exceptions!
I hope I haven't bombarded you with too much information. Take your time and feel free to read it again if it's too much to take in the first time.
Don't be afraid to politely text me if you need clarification on anything you've seen in this advertisement - unless the answer needs to be repeated word for word as it appears here in my advertising, there's no such thing as a silly question and I'm happy to take the time to answer all genuine enquiries as I am able to attend to them.
Please be aware that I am often bombarded with so many enquiries, I simply cannot attend to them all in a timely manner.
If you haven't heard back from me after 4 hours or so, please send me another polite text with the very first words reading "2nd enquiry attempt."
Upon glancing at those words, I will make a special attempt to attend to your enquiry as soon as possible.
I look forward to pleasuring you soon, don’t be shy, text me now 😘
Much peace, kindness and respect
Honey X, PartyMILF
✌️💋
^All bookings cancelled with more than 24 hours notice will incur a $50 cancellation fee, payable immediately.
^^All bookings cancelled within 24 hours notice will incur a fee equal to 50% of the total booking cost, including the cost of any extras booked, payable immediately.
^^^All bookings not attended with no cancellation will be liable to pay the total booking cost including the cost of any extras booked, payable immediately.
^^^^Any unpaid cancellation fees or non-attendance fees will be collected through the small claims court, meaning your full name will end up on public court records in association with non-payment of sexual services.
Rates
15 min : incall $120
30 min : incall $170
45 min : incall $230
1 hr : incall $290 - outcall $350
2 hrs : - outcall $700
3 hrs : - outcall $1000
Services
- Affectionate cuddling
- Affectionate kissing
- Anal play
- Anal play - On me
- Anal play - On you
- ATM
- B & D
- BBBJ
- BDSM
- Bi twin (double)
- BJ
- Bondage
- Brazilian
- Body Slide
- CBT
- COB
- COF
- Costumes
- Costumes and role play
- Couples
- DATY
- DFK
- Dinner companion
- Doggy style
- Erotic sensual massage
- Facial
- Fetish
- Filming
- Fire and ice – hot and cold BJ
- Foot fetish
- Full oil massage
- Gagging
- GFE
- Greek
- GS
- GS - On me
- GS – On you
- Happy ending
- HJ
- Italian
- Kissing
- Light bondage
- Light spanking
- Maid
- Massage
- Masturbation
- MFF
- MILF
- MMF
- Multiple positions
- Mutual French (oral)
- Mutual natural oral
- Natural oral
- Nurse
- Overnight stays
- Pearl Necklace
- Photography
- Police woman
- Prostate massage
- PSE
- PSE – With filming
- Rimming
- Rimming - On me
- Rimming - On you
- Role play
- School girl
- Secretary
- Sex toys
- Sexy lingerie
- Sexy shower for 2
- Social escort
- Spanish
- Spanking - On me
- Spanking - On you
- Squirting
- Strap on
- Strap on - on me
- Strap on - on you
- Strip tease
- Tea bagging
- Tromboning
- Cuddling and Touching
- Dirty Talk
- Full Body Massage
- Mutual Masturbation
- Overnight
- Passionate Kissing
- Teasing
- Toys
- Escort
- Erotic Relaxation
- Full Service
- Wax Play
- Electrode Play
- Nipple Manipulation
- Sissy Play
- Cross Dressing
- Caning
- Wrestling
- Boot Worship
- Latex / Leather Worshship
- Slave / Sub play
- Needle Play
- Ball Busting
- Urethral Play
- Intimidation on You
- Relief
- FFM
- Brown Showers