Luna Dahlia

The Nightmare of Your Dreams

Let’s get to know each other better, and create pleasure-seeking opportunities tailored to our mutual desires.

Perhaps we’ll shamelessly flirt over drinks or a tasty meal at a special hole-in-the-wall spot.

We could dig through crates of vinyl at a record store, flip through well-loved pages at a secondhand bookshop, or go for a stroll through a local museum or art gallery and discuss our deepest fantasies.

Maybe we’ll grab tickets to see a show together – or maybe we’ll just play our favorite albums, order in, and share our sordid secrets over takeout containers.

From casual meet ups to curated outings, we are truly only bound by our imagination.

While my coffin is buried in Philadelphia, I always love a good reason to come lurk around New York.

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xoxo Luna

Interests

I effortlessly manage to be the “cool girl” while also being a weird nerd.

Lover of many genres of music, including: metal (heavy, doom, thrash), post-punk, new wave, goth rock, industrial, dark techno, acid house, italo disco, yacht rock, etc…what can I say, my tastes are vast and varied! Going to shows is one of my top favorite date activities.

I’ve been a bartendatrix for about 12 years; I have fun getting creative behind the bar and whipping up interesting cocktails and mocktails. Tiki drinks are my specialty, because who doesn’t love a vacation in a glass?

As someone who follows a vegan diet, I really enjoy getting to explore the vegan-friendly restaurants in every city I spend time in. These days there is some really phenomenal plant-based cuisine out there; no more mushy black bean burgers and sad salads sans dressing. We’ve got ~options~ baby!

Last but not least, I am a devoted Trekkie – I’m basically a hot goth Spock. Live Long And Prosper darlin’.

Expectations

*Pre-bookings only*

I am very in-demand in all of my lines of work and I live a full life in my personal time, therefore last-minute availability is extremely rare and will incur a premium fee.

I find pre-booking tends to create a better experience all around regardless; time builds anticipation, and anticipation makes everything taste sweeter.

First date with me? Please be prepared to provide a deposit, plus the following for screening:

Photo ID
Covid vaccination card
Phone number

Cancellation Policy:

More than 48 hours notice: Deposit may carry over to rescheduled date, must be within 30 days of original date

Less than 48 hours notice: Deposit is forfeited, 50% of rate is due

No Call No Show: Deposit is forfeited, 100% of rate is due