4 Unique Playdates Available - Limited Offer For Mischievous Man

Only 4 Unique, valuable and wickedly fun plays available: MISCHEIF HAMPER

Having extremely limited times to play I have 4 special appointments on offer. I can take 1 playdate only on any of these dates. Friday the 29th, Saturday the 30th, Monday October the 2nd and Saturday 7th of October. I can work around a time that works for you as I will only be taking this 1 playdate.

Now. There is nothing (except a great Burrito) that I like more than to make mischief. So I want to exchange the RRP service for this MISCHEIF HAMPER, whereby, you can choose a little of everything. As RRP requires an investment of a flat $1000 per hour, these 4 appointees have a 2 hour playtime AND….I will also provide you with your choice of the following gift vouchers valued at $200 :Bunnings, Village Cinemas or Myer.

The first 4 to book secure these limited sessions. You are welcome to ask me further questions, but the appointment is all about whatever you like to do! Please note I am not near my phone most of the time so I will respond in order, so first in best dressed to be “fair”. Text or email and let’s make some mischief.

LOCATION
North Geelong Only

HOW TO MAKE A PLAYDATE:
You MUST text toxxxx-xxx-xxx as per the following:
First (REAL) name: Age: Nationality: Service and duration Sought: Time/Day Sought:
If you want to score brownie points with me, also include a joke or a really cute GIPHY and you might get even better head....just saying...
If you do not do ALL of the above - NO response will be given to your text. Blocked numbers are cheerfully always ignored. All nationalities enjoyed.

ID, DEPOSITS AND VERIFICATION NOT NEGOTIABLE.
If you have been scammed previously by a companion or two, I am truly sorry. Don’t give up on the tree just because of one bad apple. I am clearly not real. I just decided to spend thousands and thousands of dollars on photoshoots, outfits, websites, advertising and marketing to catfish men and steal their deposits. Life is short, great head is hard to find, book me now before I flit off to Ibiza with said stolen money. For those who feel the need to ask “if I am real”, “do I exist” “am I a real provider”, damn, you caught me out, you have blown my cover. I am actually a codebreaker for the Aus. Govt. Check.

REGULAR CLIENTS EXCLUSIVE OFFER BELOW

I had to get a bit creative to reach out to all of my regular clients. I have some details that you may be keen to hear. I have no intention of making this public so a blog or ad was not an option. IF you enjoy your time with me and you would like to hear, please send me a text “exclusive offer please Lily” on either Monday or Tuesday the 18th and 19th when you are able to receive a text from me. (Obviously I don’t want to randomly just text for discretionary reasons from your end). I will only be providing details to those with a clear track record so if you aren’t a regular, probably don’t waste your time!
Thanks.
Lily.
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Ph:xxxx-xxx-xxx www.lilylevine.com.au