Life Is too short to drink cheap coffee...

Do you desire a guilty pleasure that is quality and great tasting? No-one likes burnt coffee. Lily Levine is an ethically sourced Turkish coffee bean. Her services are certified luxury, fair trade, all natural, non-GMO and fresh off the agave plant for your sipping pleasure. Her side effects include alertness, a spring in your step, pleasure, satisfaction and the delivery of the “WOW” factor. If you don’t like coffee, you and Lily cannot be friends….

You must sip this coffee responsibly!

YOU:
How much you enjoy this coffee bean is very dependent upon the barista! Brewing is a skill and not everyone has it.

THIS COFFEE’S RATING:
Coffee is judged on overall satisfaction of which this bean is virtually always (there has to be the occasional exception, it’s called law of averages), ranked 5 stars as is value, form, taste, variety, aroma and packaging appeal, despite the packaging being created in 1974.

HER LIKES:
Turkish bath houses, candles, locally sourced honey, excellent hygiene, remote bed and breakfasts and skateboards

HER DISLIKES:
Poor hygiene, arrogance, tacos, sultanas, clowns, road rage, bananas, burnt coffee….

HER GUILTY PLEASURES?
You of course. Kink, crime shows, reddit

FUN FACT:
Lily released baby turtles back into the wild in Malaysia

LOCATION OF COFFEE HOUSE: North Geelong area

CAFE TIMES: Wednesday: 1pm - 4pm, Thursday: 11am - 4pm, Friday: 11am - 11pm. Saturday: 4pm - 11pm. Sunday: 11a, - 11pm. Lily can sometimes be sipped outside these hours. Please TEXT her. Private numbers will never ever be answered.

COFFEES AVAILABLE:
Short black: $100, Long Black: $120, Short macchiato $150, long macchiato $250
Chai Latte: $400 Latte: $170
Cappuccino: $600
*Group and corporate events are catered for upon request

RESERVE YOUR COFFEE DATE:
Text through ALL details: Name, Age, Nationality, Date and time of coffee sipping, Type of coffee and duration toxxxx-xxx-xxx
This coffee bean offers a money back guarantee based on 100% satisfaction.

ID AND VERIFICATION is still an absolute must. No negotiations to ensure quality sippers and baristas and their discretion.

WHO TAKES LILY’S PHOTOS?
Lily uses photographer Carmen from Whitepoint studios. She also takes selfies herself that takes considerable time as they are well-crafted and creative. She isn’t a professional but did take photography as an elective at university. She has also used Haemisch from Melbourne.

Her photos are always current and an accurate representation of what she looks like right down to her birthmark and every single freckle. Do not ever ask her for a facial photo or you will be blocked.

PHONE:xxxx-xxx-xxx WEBSITE: WWW.LILYLEVINE.COM.AU TWITTER

Ad and photos designed by Lily Levine and powered by Turkish coffee. Totally and wholly unique.

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