0403850257 30Yrs Old Escort Canberra: - Incall, Outcall

. IRISS GONNA FUCKIN RUIN U – IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE (DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA) ..

listen up fucker .

I'm Iriss, 30 years old & hornier than a dog in Jan .

not some shy lil princess – nah I'm that nasty bitch who'll suck ur soul out thru ur dick then ask if u want fries with that ..

 

u want polite? go hire a nun.

u want wild? stay right here .

 

ok so lemme tell u somethin real quick .

 

last month – Jan heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were sweatin .

AC fuckin died. dead. kaput.

this lanky repair guy shows up, pits all wet, tool belt hangin low .

me? I'm wearin a tank top that's soaked thru (no bra – fuck bras) n a thong that's basically two strings n a prayer .

 

he's tryna check the thermostat like a good boy

but I'm leanin all over him – my sweat drippin onto his lil screwdriver .

"oops sorry" my ass. I did that on purpose .

 

sudden he just – snaps .

shoves me onto the couch, rips that thong off with his TEETH like a hungry wolf ..

next thing I know his face is buried between my legs givin me the sloppiest, wettest, loudest head I ever had ..

I screamed so fuckin loud my neighbor texted "u ok?" n I just typed back "never better " ..

 

then he flips me over, fingers me like he's tryna win a prize – four times I came ....

the fan just spinnin above us doin jack shit .

 

after all that?

he fixed the AC. barely.

worth it tho .

 

so yeah that's the energy I bring .

u want a girl who's nasty but knows her limits? I'm ur wet dream .

 

I climb dicks not corporate ladders (ok maybe sometimes both if the pay is good .)

lemme be ur dirty lil secret on lunch break – sneak out, tell ur boss u got diarrhea, idc just GET HERE ..

 

69? yes please.

face sittin? park that ass right here ..

tongue fuck me from behind? sign . me . up .

 

I'll wear them pantyhose u love – n let u rip em open with ur teeth .

heels on, skirt tiny, pussy soakin wet before u even touch me ..

 

. PAYMENT SHIT (READ IT OR CRY LATER) .

 

cash only OR PayID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if it says "pending" or "delayed" – nah. don't even try. I ain't ur bank.

delayed transfers = blocked faster than ur dad's Tinder account .

 

. TEXT ME – DON'T FUCKIN CALL .

 

I ain't answerin the phone while I'm busy gettin my back blown out .

shoot me a text – tell me ur name, when u wanna "cum" over . n any weird shit u into

I'll hit u back soon as I'm done wreckin some other guy's world .

 

(no phone number here? figure it out genius – I ain't handholdin .)

 

. ONE LAST THING .

 

I'm that girl who'll drain ur balls proper n do it in style .

u ain't never had a 30yo slut like me – guarantee ✨

so either book me or keep jerkin off alone. idc.

I'll be here… waitin… all wet n bored ..

 

see ya never or see ya soon – ur loss not mine .

 

– Iriss .

Rates

15 min : incall $150
1 hr : - outcall $500