0431006568 OLD GRANNY MATTRESS-BREAKIN' ENERGY COME WRECK ME INCALLS, Dickson –:

hey u, yep it's me the granny, stop scrollin'. name's Sari, 53, and i'm done hidin' behind the curtains. long hair with a few silver bits in it i'm too lazy to dye, soft round body, belly that jiggles when i walk to the kitchen, two saggy tits that hang heavy and a pair of thighs with stretch marks all over 'em like i drew 'em myself. not a size 8, never was, don't give a shit. i'm all meat and i wear it proud.

last thursday i was home on my own, doorbell goes, and some young courier bloke is standin' there red as a lobster, drenched in sweat, shirt stuck to his chest like a second skin, carryin' this huge naff box of garden pots. no sign needed so i just let him in 'cause my arms were full of tea and the box was a bastard. he set it down, i made him a cuppa, and we both just... stayed put. he sat on my kitchen stool, i hopped up on the counter, and before i could think he had his hand on my knee and i had mine buried in his shirt. he was so hot i could smell the whole road on him. i grabbed his collar, yanked him up on his knees, and he ate my pussy like he was gettin' paid by the second. i held his head there, called him good boy, don't stop, and he went round and round till my legs were jelly.

then i flipped him over and said no wait, there's more holes down here. my back one's a bit tight but it opens right up if u take yer time and use yer fingers first, so he lubed up nice and pushed that stiff prong up my ass so slow, so slow, and i bit my lip 'cause it stretched me out good. then he picked up the pace and i was squealin' like a pig at the abattoir. he fucked my back hole then my front hole then my back again, same whole arvo, no breaks, no pretty talk, just nasty sweaty gruntin' and the smack of my tits against his chest. at the end he was so wound up he let it go all over my belly and up my back hole and i just let it sit there, drippin' down my legs, while i lit a fag. he walked out leanin' on the door frame. i waved. closed it.

that's exactly the kind of thing i'm after. rough, wet, sloppy. not a shred of latex, not a wrapper, nothin' between us but sweat and poor judgment. i don't do dainty, i don't do slow burn. i want a bloke who stinks of work and wants to get his hands all over my old body and not stop till we're both wrecked. pull my hair, slap my jiggly arse, make me squeal. i like it when u go deep in every hole i got, front and back, and look i'm 53 so the little pill is a joke to me, my body's done its worst, no surprises, so push it in and let it flood me, i don't mind if it drips outta me later while i'm doin' the washing up.

so text me somethin' filthy and straight to the point. tell me what u'd do to a 53 year old granny with saggy tits and a wet hole that won't shut up. make me laugh, make me leak, make me glad i opened the door. don't send me poems, don't send ur dick in a dark bathroom with no lightin', just send me ur dirt and tell me u can't walk straight after.

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i hardly pick up the phone 'cause my hands are usually busy, u know what i mean. so just text me. i'll get back to u when i ain't got meat in my mouth or a tongue workin' between my legs, though to be honest that's a rare day.

i don't check my SecretHostess messages so please don't send that crap to the site, it just sits there gatherin' dust.

PAYMENT – cash in my hand or PAYID, instant only, no delayed, no pending transfers, no "my bank is doin' a thing". if it's not green in my account same day then u can piss off.

-- Sari xx