0423181693 53YO LINA WET HOLES, DIRTY MOUTH, ZERO PATIENCE FOR SHY BOYS, Kenwick –:

Yeah, it's Lina. 53. Not some fragile little flower. I've been married twice and both of 'em were useless. One thought foreplay was folding laundry. The other couldn't find my clit with a map, a flashlight, and a search party. I kept the dog. Best trade I ever made.

Now I do what I want. And right now I want you. Yeah, you. Reading this like a nervous little puppy. Stop it. Grow a pair and text me.

I want your stubble burning my thighs. Your hands in my grey-streaked hair. Your mouth on my nipples while I tell you harder, softer, yeah right there, don't you fucking stop.

I ain't delicate. I want skin-on-skin, nothing between us but sweat and bad intentions. A C0nd0m? My baby-making days are done, so don't stress that — I'll tell you when I want it all inside. I wanna feel every inch, every twitch, every nasty little pulse.

First I'm gonna straddle you slow. Grind down till you're stupid and leaking. Then I lean back, grab your knees, and ride you like I stole it. Bounce till your eyes cross. Then flip — ass up, face down, love handles right there for you to grab. Pound me from behind till my elbows quit and I'm drooling on the cushion. Make me yell. I want it sloppy, deep, nasty — I wanna be sore tomorrow.

Blowjob? I'll suck you dumb. Deep, wet, messy. Pop off, look up, tell you that's just the appetizer. Then crawl up and kiss you with your taste still on my tongue. Kitchen? Bend me over the counter. Shower? Slippery as hell, grab my tits when I slide. Balcony? If the neighbours wanna clap, let 'em.

Bad week? Bills? ? Boss? Forget it. Put your face between my legs and let me be your reset button. I'm your dirty vacation. Your oh-god-oh-god. And you don't get to finish till I say so.

Rules, cause I ain't new at this:

Don't call unless I give the green light. Text me. If I'm busy getting railed by some other lucky bastard, I'll text back when I catch my breath.

I don't check SecretHostess messages. Don't waste your time there.

Cash in my hand is king. PAYID is fine too — instant only. If it's pending, delayed, or still processing, it will not be accepted. Don't make me wait around naked for a bank.

Text me for the menu, rates, specials. Ask nice. Or ask nasty. I like both.

– Lina