City: Geelong Change
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0413967225 Lily News, Filming, New Service, Guarantee Details: Australian Escort
Listing ID: 1079691
What does my money back guarantee mean exactly? Great question!
MY TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS, ‘THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODY IS HOME’ GUARANTEE
Okay, buckle up…“This all sounds great”….
That's what you might be saying to yourself…
That’s what that little voice in your head is probably muttering…
“But what’s the catch???” There isn’t one.
I am not guaranteeing your climax. No-body could actually guarantee that.
I am guaranteeing that: on the proviso that you are not remotely arrogant (I can’t cope with arrogance for 1 second, we would be a very, very poor match), polite and pleasant that I will always carry out anything I say I do in my written copy on both my website and ads. That I AM 100% the woman in all my photographs and that you will evidently be able to see and feel that I do everything within my power to ensure you are provided with the service you are desiring.
I’ll refund you the cost of your playdate if you are not happy, plus, I will refund you an extra $50 to put towards a visit with someone else, just for the inconvenience!
Sound fair? Cool.
Listen, I’ve either got more front than Myer.…
Or I am not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Because I mean, show me a SW who offers what I do, AND stands behind her services like me. Seriously. I shall leave that one with you!
REVELAED! This is EXACTLY why I require verification and a deposit. I had two texts this week that pretty much sum it up. The best example is the following exact, word for word texts between potential client and myself.
Client: Available now?
Me: “no, unfortunately not until you follow the really, really clear ad directives under “how to book your appointment”.
Client: “x (name) c(age) aussie, 20 min oral x time”
Me: Ok I shall just paste through my requirements for you to read”
Sends through requirements as stated clearly on website and all ads….
Client text back: “For fks sake ya bitch I just wanna blow job Im not showing you my licence Im not asking for a fucking bank loan ya whore”
To which I text back:
Blocked – thank goodness I ask for verification as you are exactly why I do it. Phew! I dodged a bullet.
Duh, not applying for a bank loan is EXACTLY why I want verification. Because a bank loan is x amount of money. My discretion and my LIFE are PRICELESS.
I mean I don’t HAVE to deal with people like that, let alone decide to be intimate with them. Noooo thank you. Other girls are welcome to have that dickwad. Not me.
The 2nd text was far simpler and nowhere near as rude….but still salient.
Client”: “Lily, if your verification wasn’t so stringent, I would have seen you 100 times”.
My response?
“I don’t care”.
And I don’t. I am not interested in your personal details one iota. Not attentive remotely. But I am 2000% interested in my safety. So, if you won’t provide details, why? It’s not because your married. Most are. SW’s are the most murdered people on the planet. That is clear in police stats. And the most abused. The most unsafe. So, it’s a foolish worker not to verify. A willingness to verify immediately demonstrates the likelihood that you intend to do harm is virtually non-existent.
Enough said. Fortunately, I am an intelligent woman.
Secondly – I am still looking for any client happy to “make a movie”, to POV film. You Geelong gentlemen seem a little shy still. I don’t film with a first appointment though as that would feel strange to me. I would prefer someone I have met once or twice. But don’t be shy in letting me know your happy to film some of the playdate. I show you the preview, and can blank out your face if it happens to get in there, but if it’s POV it won’t anyway!
Thirdly – my new Service and new "extra"
Yesterday a client asked if they could book an hour and do 30 min PSE and 30 min regular. I had never thought of this before to be honest. I think it’s a great idea to save you $80. Speaking freely, it’s been years, literally, since anyone had more than one shot. Sometimes you can come in with the idea, but 9,999 times out of 10000, once done, usually it’s “relax” time. And since the intimacy part doesn’t ever, ever, last 1 whole hour, or half, or 20 minutes usually, this makes perfect sense to only pay a massage rate for half of it. So that’s why I have added the half/half 1 hour appointment (not available for half hours, it’s too short). Therefore, instead of $400, it is $320!
Secondly, If you are particularly interested in me to have multiple climaxes as part of your service please text “FO info please Lily” and I can elaborate. Clearly though you should be interested or enjoy watching a woman respond intensely to what you are doing. I can elaborate! Just not in here….. This is included in my KL service and is offered as an extra in both regular and PSE services. You can also read my latest blog up last night on this: https://www.lilylevine.com.au/author/lavasciouslily1/
On me returning texts and phone calls.
If you text and I am unable to see your text for a few hours, if you cannot be text after a certain time, please state so in your text. That way my response won’t cause you any issues. Just state “don’t return my text after x time”, as I NEVER would do that under any circumstances if you let me know these types of details. I 100% respect your requirement for discretion.
MY PHOTOGRAPHS:
Yes, they are of me. Most often the selfies are also taken/set up by me. Do yourself a favour and use Reverse image search. My professional ones are taken by Carmen from Whitepoint Studios. To other advertising agencies, it is illegal to take my photographs and place them on your website. I own the FULL RIGHTS and will have my legal department swiftly file a DMCA against you with ease. That is called “digital content theft” and further, is a of my privacy.
UPFRONT PAYMENT DEALS:
I am offering a couple of upfront payment deals. Those who have met me are likely to be quite comfortable with this as I am not going anywhere…..and again, there is no chance I would risk my reputation of being honest to “not do the right thing”. Plenty of businesses offer these and I am no different.
If anyone wants to pay for 3 regular half hour services between 23/12/2022 and 30th/12/2023 you will receive the 4th one FREE. That is a savings of $150 redeemable within a 12-month period. So a payment of $450 instead of $600
If you would like the same, 3 half hours but PSE payment is $510 and your 4th date FREE
If anyone would like to pay for 2 KL half hour playdates upfront (valued at $800) you too can save $150 and make a payment of $650.
J
ust use Pay Anyone, Beem It or Osko and send me a screenshot. And if you know when you would like to book your first one, please advise!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.
0413 967 225
MY TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS, ‘THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODY IS HOME’ GUARANTEE
Okay, buckle up…“This all sounds great”….
That's what you might be saying to yourself…
That’s what that little voice in your head is probably muttering…
“But what’s the catch???” There isn’t one.
I am not guaranteeing your climax. No-body could actually guarantee that.
I am guaranteeing that: on the proviso that you are not remotely arrogant (I can’t cope with arrogance for 1 second, we would be a very, very poor match), polite and pleasant that I will always carry out anything I say I do in my written copy on both my website and ads. That I AM 100% the woman in all my photographs and that you will evidently be able to see and feel that I do everything within my power to ensure you are provided with the service you are desiring.
I’ll refund you the cost of your playdate if you are not happy, plus, I will refund you an extra $50 to put towards a visit with someone else, just for the inconvenience!
Sound fair? Cool.
Listen, I’ve either got more front than Myer.…
Or I am not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Because I mean, show me a SW who offers what I do, AND stands behind her services like me. Seriously. I shall leave that one with you!
REVELAED! This is EXACTLY why I require verification and a deposit. I had two texts this week that pretty much sum it up. The best example is the following exact, word for word texts between potential client and myself.
Client: Available now?
Me: “no, unfortunately not until you follow the really, really clear ad directives under “how to book your appointment”.
Client: “x (name) c(age) aussie, 20 min oral x time”
Me: Ok I shall just paste through my requirements for you to read”
Sends through requirements as stated clearly on website and all ads….
Client text back: “For fks sake ya bitch I just wanna blow job Im not showing you my licence Im not asking for a fucking bank loan ya whore”
To which I text back:
Blocked – thank goodness I ask for verification as you are exactly why I do it. Phew! I dodged a bullet.
Duh, not applying for a bank loan is EXACTLY why I want verification. Because a bank loan is x amount of money. My discretion and my LIFE are PRICELESS.
I mean I don’t HAVE to deal with people like that, let alone decide to be intimate with them. Noooo thank you. Other girls are welcome to have that dickwad. Not me.
The 2nd text was far simpler and nowhere near as rude….but still salient.
Client”: “Lily, if your verification wasn’t so stringent, I would have seen you 100 times”.
My response?
“I don’t care”.
And I don’t. I am not interested in your personal details one iota. Not attentive remotely. But I am 2000% interested in my safety. So, if you won’t provide details, why? It’s not because your married. Most are. SW’s are the most murdered people on the planet. That is clear in police stats. And the most abused. The most unsafe. So, it’s a foolish worker not to verify. A willingness to verify immediately demonstrates the likelihood that you intend to do harm is virtually non-existent.
Enough said. Fortunately, I am an intelligent woman.
Secondly – I am still looking for any client happy to “make a movie”, to POV film. You Geelong gentlemen seem a little shy still. I don’t film with a first appointment though as that would feel strange to me. I would prefer someone I have met once or twice. But don’t be shy in letting me know your happy to film some of the playdate. I show you the preview, and can blank out your face if it happens to get in there, but if it’s POV it won’t anyway!
Thirdly – my new Service and new "extra"
Yesterday a client asked if they could book an hour and do 30 min PSE and 30 min regular. I had never thought of this before to be honest. I think it’s a great idea to save you $80. Speaking freely, it’s been years, literally, since anyone had more than one shot. Sometimes you can come in with the idea, but 9,999 times out of 10000, once done, usually it’s “relax” time. And since the intimacy part doesn’t ever, ever, last 1 whole hour, or half, or 20 minutes usually, this makes perfect sense to only pay a massage rate for half of it. So that’s why I have added the half/half 1 hour appointment (not available for half hours, it’s too short). Therefore, instead of $400, it is $320!
Secondly, If you are particularly interested in me to have multiple climaxes as part of your service please text “FO info please Lily” and I can elaborate. Clearly though you should be interested or enjoy watching a woman respond intensely to what you are doing. I can elaborate! Just not in here….. This is included in my KL service and is offered as an extra in both regular and PSE services. You can also read my latest blog up last night on this: https://www.lilylevine.com.au/author/lavasciouslily1/
On me returning texts and phone calls.
If you text and I am unable to see your text for a few hours, if you cannot be text after a certain time, please state so in your text. That way my response won’t cause you any issues. Just state “don’t return my text after x time”, as I NEVER would do that under any circumstances if you let me know these types of details. I 100% respect your requirement for discretion.
MY PHOTOGRAPHS:
Yes, they are of me. Most often the selfies are also taken/set up by me. Do yourself a favour and use Reverse image search. My professional ones are taken by Carmen from Whitepoint Studios. To other advertising agencies, it is illegal to take my photographs and place them on your website. I own the FULL RIGHTS and will have my legal department swiftly file a DMCA against you with ease. That is called “digital content theft” and further, is a of my privacy.
UPFRONT PAYMENT DEALS:
I am offering a couple of upfront payment deals. Those who have met me are likely to be quite comfortable with this as I am not going anywhere…..and again, there is no chance I would risk my reputation of being honest to “not do the right thing”. Plenty of businesses offer these and I am no different.
If anyone wants to pay for 3 regular half hour services between 23/12/2022 and 30th/12/2023 you will receive the 4th one FREE. That is a savings of $150 redeemable within a 12-month period. So a payment of $450 instead of $600
If you would like the same, 3 half hours but PSE payment is $510 and your 4th date FREE
If anyone would like to pay for 2 KL half hour playdates upfront (valued at $800) you too can save $150 and make a payment of $650.
J
ust use Pay Anyone, Beem It or Osko and send me a screenshot. And if you know when you would like to book your first one, please advise!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.
0413 967 225
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