0413967225 Assume the position… Not for turbulence. For temptation, Greater Geelong:

Gentlemen. Welcome aboard LL Airways.

If you're reading this, congratulations — you’ve passed the basic literacy test and survived the intellectual hunger games of my screening process. Already doing better than 90% of applicants.
I’m not your fantasy. I’m your upgrade. Your witty, emotionally dangerous, shoulder-padded pilot of pleasure who trades in sarcasm, not silicone.

My safety demonstration includes metaphors, mild trauma bonding, and a reminder that I accept compliments, not excuses.
I don’t just offer time. I offer turbulence. And somehow, you’ll thank me for it.

If you're after a perfectly silent fantasy with factory settings… kindly eject now.
If you just want a warm body and no conversation, my best suggestion is to try room service.
If you're seeking a wind-up doll with a preloaded script, I suggest aisle 4 at your local adult store.

FARES AND DESTINATIONS:

Think of www dot lilylevine dot com dot au as TSA: if you can’t get through that, you’re not getting near my cockpit....

FLIGHT TIMES:
Tuesday: 1pm - 11pm, Wed: 1pm - 11pm, Thur: 1pm - 11pm, Fri: 11am - 1am, Sat: 3pm - 2am

AIRPORT LOCATION: North Geelong

ID and DEPOSITS:
Safety, comfort and discretion is a huge priority and thus ALL PASSENGERS will be subject to screening and deposit required if new. It's an easy and discreet process. This is normal for EVERY professional business. NO exceptions, nothing ever trumps the safety of this airline..