Tora Deadlift - Funny as Fxck, emphasis on F

About

Charismatic, outgoing, and adventurous are words used to describe me by current play friends. Enjoy meeting new people and building lasting connections with others. Prefer to meet and have “relationships” over one time appointments.

My drive is uncommon and unmatched.

Enjoy mature, kind, polite gentlemen, age doesn’t matter if you’re respectful. I’m reliable and punctual.

If your soul is dead… I can wake it up but it will cost ya extra. I’m loud, obnoxious, and give zero F about your opinion on how you think I should be. If you cannot handle a strong, independent punk woman, do not contact me.

Horror, comedy, and punk rock are my faves. If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will do it for you.

Do not send me pics of your member. I don’t care.

Let’s do sh!t together and explore the world. *HINT HINT* I enjoy Fly Me To You dates, passport in hand!

Sassy, snarky, dominant woman with vivid magenta medium-length hair. A barefoot goddess with filthy soles, leading up to my thick thighs, up to my fully shaved kitty cat. Curves in all the right places. I'm sweaty & sweary. I can be sexy and hang out with the guys. I give zero fucks about dumb shit that does not matter.

Hobbies:
- Lifting heavy shit
- Walking (away from bullshit n drama)
- Jogging (away headaches)
- Running (towards the Taco Truck)
- Laughing (at dumbasses and stand up)
- Watching (suspense, horror on the big screen and people IRL)
- Reading (one for the boring old parts of my balls)
- Creating (connection, fuckery, happiness)

Non smoking, 420 friendly, social drinker when off duty.

Juicy Details
* Height: 5' 6"
* Weight: 150 pounds
* Measurements: 39C/32/40
* Panty Size: medium (8/10)
* Shirt: small/medium
* Pants: medium 8
* Bra: 32C (natural with lift kit)
* Shoe: 9.5 most brands, Converse 9US Women
* Age: 44 (it's just a number, the most embarrassing ones are supposed to be above and I already shared those with you so... here's the rest of it)

In-call location is pet-free, lots of easy inexpensive parking, conveniently located in Mill District of Minneapolis.

Prefer friendly intro messages via text or email including screening info. Think of introducing yourself as if meeting me in a bar “my name is… I’d love to take you out” Women love a gentleman.

Prefer booking requests via my website booking form.

Check my link tree for other places to find me & verify.
Follow me on Twitter (this is me bossing)

How to Contact

Gentlemen do not send explicit messages.
Rudeness will not be tolerated.

Please send desired time & date, a brief description of yourself, interests, and screening info is helpful to get the ball rolling quickly.

Please TEXT me for necessary screening options.
I often cannot answer calls.

Profile

• Based in: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
• Caters to: Men
• Last active: Today
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: 40s
• Height: 167 / 5'6"
• Cup Size: C
• Hair Colour: Neon
• Shoe Size: 9.5
• Eye Colour: Hazel

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

PLEASE READ
**Rarely available for last-minute sessions**
Available on most days during reasonable waking hours.

If you do not hear back from me, I am away from my phone.

Screening is mandatory. I do not care. Do not want to screen, please see another provider. Thank you!

Monday 7am-1pm
Tuesday 11-7pm
Wednesday 5-9pm
Thursday 11-7pm
Friday 11am-1pm
Saturday 10am-3pm
Sunday 10am-6pm

Evening availability must be pre-scheduled in advanced.

Online

Foot Photo: $20

Worn Panties - Shipped: $100

Worn Panties - Delivered In Person: $200

Virtual Girlfriend (Daily): $25

Virtual Girlfriend (Weekly): $150

Virtual Girlfriend (Monthly): $500

Incall

Foot Worship & Modeling: $200

Custom Girlfriend Experience: $300

Custom Girlfriend Experience: $450

Custom Girlfriend Experience: $675

Custom Girlfriend Experience: $900

Outcall

Dinner Date: $350

Girlfriend Delivery Service: $750

Touring

Deposits

NEW CLIENTS: If I my gut says you’re fishy, $150 nonrefundable deposit - if you’re reading the details, you know how to avoid the deposit. Attention to details is what gets a woman off. Please apply this theory to the oral work too.

RETURNING: Exempt unless I decide otherwise

FMTY Dates: 50% at time of booking

SAME-DAY appointments require a $150 inconvenience charge.

Deposits are to be paid via Cash App, after the meeting has been set.

Cancellations

If you have paid a deposit & need to cancel for any reason:

48+ hours — I will apply your entire deposit to a future date (must occur within 30 days)
24-48 hours — I will apply 50% of your deposit to a future date (must occur within 30 days)
8-24 hours — you forfeit your deposit
Less than 8 hours — you forfeit your deposit AND must pay 50% of the remaining amount
Fail to notify, or notify me at/after our date start time — you forfeit your deposit AND must pay the entire remaining amount

Same-day appointments and same-day cancellations are required to pay a $150 inconvenience fee