Elle Tee - I'm probably funnier than you

About

**BEFORE CONTACTING ME.....

Please scroll down to the bottom of this profile and review my rates prior to contacting me. This WILL be one of the first questions I ask anyone inquiring about getting together.

***REVIEW MY RATES***

See what others are saying......

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Outrageously funny! Two thumbs up!" 👍👍 - Childhood talent show volunteer (also known as my mom)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's an excellent flosser" - My dentist

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She always takes care of her bills on time" - My credit report

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "We're all kind of like very very obsessed with her" - My rescue dogs

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's the best mama we've ever had EVER!" - My foster dogs

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Happy one year anniversary!" - The empty water bottle in my backseat

⭐ "She used all the toilet paper in my bathroom to TP my house on Halloween." - My sister

⭐⭐ "Stop following me and asking me weird questions!" - My co-worker

I rescue dogs for a living, what's your superpower?

About Me:

38 years old

ENFP

Love Language - Acts of Service

Animal rescuer extraordinaire

Animal rescuer - foster and volunteer

My dogs are my everything

My favorite planet is Earth because that's where I keep all my stuff

Liberal

I love long walks on the beach with my partner, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.

My ideal first date would be something like streaking, followed with being arrested for indecent exposure. But hey, at least we'll have a photo to remember when we met.

**IMPORTANT** I do NOT offer in call services of any kind. I cannot provide in call now or anytime in the future so please do not send me a text asking me this question. If you request that I get a room in my name that is fine however it will be another $500 in addition to my listed rate. This will need to be provided in advance via PayPal for this service. NO EXCEPTIONS!

**OUTCALL ONLY**

I do not schedule in advance. I've been cancelled on last minute one too many times so I will only get together for same day meetings.

Text me don't call.

How to Contact

Text me don't call

Profile

• Based in: Brainerd, Minnesota, United States
• Caters to: Men
• Last active: Today
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: 39
• Body Type: Thin
• Height: 167 / 5'6"
• Ethnicity: Caucasian
• Cup Size: C
• Hair Colour: Blonde
• Shoe Size: 7
• Eye Colour: Blue

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

I do not offer online services

Outcall

Additional drive time: $150

Hotel booking: US$500

60 minutes: US$700

90 minutes: $950

2 hours: $1,200

3 hours: $1,450

4 hours: $1,700

5 hours: $2,000

6 hours: $2,250

Overnight: $3,750

Touring