Kenni Layn - Dentons Highest Rated Provider

About

I prefer appointments that are laid back and casual where we have lots of time to relax and chat and cuddle. I enjoy making a human connection with someone and love when I'm told that I've improved someone's day. If you suffer from social anxiety or are just super nervous around strangers, girls, girls who are strangers, then you should definitely consider sending me a text as I deal with those anxieties too. I feel as though that makes me more sympathetic and more equipped to put you at ease and stop worrying.

I am an INTP, a libra, musican, poet, and lover of tiny dogs in tiny sweaters. I dislike people who are perpetually late to everything, people who allow their children to run wild screaming in the grocery store, and whenever forced to reread a sentence due to the wrong there/they're/their or your/you're.

I think that climate change needs to be refocused and marketed instead as "animal change" so everyone will accept and worry about it. Ever notice it's only the cool animals that become endangered? Animals like the whale, the panda, pygmy chameleons. But it's never the mosquito, the rat, the pigeon. Oh they're fine, never been better in fact.

I find it interesting that psychics can never give specifics. It's always "I see a car, it's big and made of metal. It's black, gray, dark blue or silver." Never a license plate. I suppose otherworldly spirits just don't respect the practice of motor vehicle registration? I don't understand the term "ghost" as in "my tinder date ghosted me." The whole point of ghosts is that they stick around forever. Usually in run down houses and cemeteries and such. But like, you're a ghost, supposedly unconstrained by the limitations of physical reality, and instead of floating on over to Tahiti you'd rather chill in an old partially burnt down insane asylum? Why is it that ghosts can mess with electronics, the temperature, open doors and cabinets, and pretty much anything else but the line is drawn at using a pen, a typewriter, a computer, a whiteboard, an etch a sketch, a singing telegram, smoke signals, or one of those beepity beep beep Morse code things to actually communicate. And why are ghosts always victorian? So their Victorian gowns and clothing also have immortal souls that manifest as ghost clothes? What if I die while wearing a snuggy or like a sexy cow costume? Now I have to be a sexy ghost cow forever? Or do ghosts serve terms like presidents and that's why we never see any caveman ghosts? Amoeba ghosts? Up until 1900 I believe roughly 100% of children died before they turned 3 so are there hundreds of thousands of screaming cavebaby ghosts everywhere? Is the afterlife just the currentlife Kroger?

I think crabs only walk that way when they know we're watching.

How to Contact

Text only please. Calls are unable to be answered as this is a text app.

Profile

• Based in: Denton, Texas, United States
• Caters to: Men
• Gender: Woman (She)
• Age: 29
• Body Type: Slim
• Height: 172 / 5'8"
• Ethnicity: Caucasian
• Cup Size: B
• Hair Colour: Brunette
• Shoe Size: 7
• Eye Colour: Green

Availability

MON: Available

TUE: Available

WED: Available

THU: Available

FRI: Available

SAT: Available

SUN: Available

Available most days from about noon until around 6pm or so. I can oftentimes be available earlier or later than this provided I am given enough advanced notice. If you text me and do not receive a response it just means I'm not scheduling appointments/seeing anyone that particular day (which means my phone is off). So please do not take offense and don't hesitate to text me again in the future if you'd like.

Incall

BnG: US$150

Half Hour: US$200

Hour: US$285